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29 Brighton, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Jun 6
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
My self-summary
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I'm kind of this weird big animal than stumbles around its environment, bumping into things. I do this thing with my throat and sounds come out and sometimes, because I did that thing, other weird animals stumble about with me but sometimes they don't, or stop.

That's about all I can say for sure.
What I’m doing with my life
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How nice of you to ask! I am putting down some roots. Roots in Brighton. They've got to be somewhere, these roots.

So I am running around, teaching children about science for money at the library. Perhaps you have seen me there, talking about glycosidic bonds at a table with a teenager and a tramp. We are not a crime-solving trio. We are putting down roots.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing, yakkin', figuring, guessing, explaining, staying absolutely still, hiding, organising, going the whole day without a wee, delighting myself with things I find inside my head, saying no, being determined, committing to a bit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am fixing them with a piercing Neptuinan stare because I think maybe I recognise them, even though I know I misrecognise people all the time and the person I think they might be shouldn't even be there but stranger things have happened, y'know and no wait, that's definitely not them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Right now I'm reading The Diamond World by Neil Stephenson and that's great. It's a good chaser to Pale Blue Dot by Carl Sagan because it made me sad to think of how much cool stuff about Titan Carl missed out on by being dead from pneumonia.

Movies are good now, aren't they? I don't watch any of them but they look really good I promise I'll watch them all some day.

And the shows! Oh boy the shows. Need to catch up on everything. Community will be out again any second now, that's neat. And surely another season of Rick & Morty and The Venture Bros too. I do hope I get round to watching them.

I do not care about food. Unless I am actually eating it I don't have any opinions or thoughts on the matter, save for that the spicy stuff hurts and you can't make me like it.

Oh all right - Turkish. I like Turkish food. I like meat and yoghurt and bread and I like when they all get smushed up together.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A place to be. Pockets. New ideas - I need a constant supply of these or else I shall slowly drift towards the sky as if filling up with helium. Fortunately there are seven billion humans coming up with ideas all the time so I'm all right for now. You're a new idea. You seem like a good one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm gonna fix my bunk up when I'm in the climate refugee camp. I think I'll trade a tooth or two for some Transformers bedsheets. I'll be the coolest guy dying slowly of a previously-preventable disease. My guess is: tuberculosis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All I want to do any night is to chat with someone who makes my face hurt from laughter.

And sometimes I make things. It's good to make things. Why don't we make some things?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You can kind out an awful lot about me if you comb through my questions and the tests and such. Tell me if you find something you like.
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