I'm kinda like Clementine from "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" -- I'm a quirky yet down-to-earth free spirit. I'm not really sporty, though, so if you're looking for someone with a tan and rock-hard abs, I'm not your girl. I have curves...lots of 'em...thankfully where they count the most. If you don't want something to hold onto, move along. I'm normal and funny...I smile and laugh a lot. Although I can also be very dry, sarcastic and self-deprecating at times. I'm compassionate and passionate. I'm honest to a fault...I have no poker face whatsoever. I say what's on my mind, which has gotten me far in life...but it's also gotten me in trouble. I'm really into pop culture and politics. I work in the entertainment industry, so I have a soft spot for musicians and artistic types. So, are you my Joel Barish?

I'm a writer/editor/programmer for an entertainment website. I work a lot and have a crazy schedule, which is why I'm here...

Napping, drinking and telling funny stories.

My smile...or boobs. Ha.

NIN! "Zombieland" is my favorite movie so far this year, so I guess I prefer "guy movies" over rom-coms and chick flicks (though I admit to owning a couple of those too). I'm a vegan, but you don't have to be.

My iPhone, my cat, naps, a TV, lip balm, good friends.

Traveling. Bags of money falling from the sky. And how to meet a decent guy in this city.

Hitting happy hour with friends, then going to get me some guaco locos at San Loco!

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Your dream wedding is buying two last-minute tix to Vegas and drunkenly getting hitched by fat Elvis. And also if...

You are smart, creative, fun, compassionate, outgoing and attractive. I'm not interested in playing games or having one night stands. I just want someone nice, interesting and affectionate to hang out with and see where things go. I prefer Latino and white men, and like rockers over hip-hoppers. Also, I tend to skew younger than older. But my age or a few years older is OK. That said, if we really have a connection or a lot in common, age, race and musical tastes don't matter that much. (ie: Don't just message me because you like the cleavage pic I have up and want to talk about "those"!)

Also don't message me if you're into hunting or fishing or if you have no idea how to use spelling, grammar or punctuation. If you're a die-hard republican or a brainwashed Obamabot, it's gonna be a tough sell. But, no matter what, cute boys who like cats are always welcome!