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KU1960

54 M Muskogee, OK

My Details

Last Online
Nov 16, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay. You know how guys are. We see a pic of a woman (you) that piques our interest and suddenly we scream out into the Universe, I MUST MEET HER!.(you).
Then we get our hopes up and try to be clever but end up saying something that makes you think we haven't matured since the 6th grade.
I just want to tell you that you are right.
We are basically the same person we were when we were 12.
I happen to like 12 yr old me.
So there!

I'm just a regular guy, no flash or fake. Been divorced almost 2 yrs now. I'm serious sometimes and goofy sometimes. Haven't changed much in that regard since I was a kid.
I'm very perceptive, an INFJ, have a dry sense of humor and can find humor just about anywhere.
My daughters are 13 and 18 and anyone who tries to hurt them is getting punched. I'm very protective of those I love.
If you're a motorcycle chick or need your man to take you on cruises every other month, I'm not your guy. I'm Christian at the core but very far from perfect. Life's way too short not to enjoy every minute of it...I was a church musician for quite a few yrs. Led worship for a while. I play guitar and piano.

Okay ladies, for your perusement, coming down the runway is a 53yr old divorcee. As he glides towards you pay no attention to his swagger. Its purely coincidental that he walks with the assuredness of a Jim Carrey or say, a much younger Jerry Lewis. Notice the twinkle in his eyes..or maybe its just the one eye now as he appears to be as dazed as a deer in headlights....no WAIT! This is his famous classic DEER IN HEADLIGHTS move! Oft imitated but never equaled.
What could be going on in that wonderful imaginative brain of his? Notice how easily he shifts into his patented SURFING HAWAII DUDE move. Aka duck your head and balance before you hit your head on that low beam. Just coincidence that the light beam is hanging a tad bit low I think.
Such grace and power as he exits the runway and weare offered his trademark POSTERIOR VIEW REVUE.
Its okay to blush and swoon ladies...sigh...You deserved it, and he gave it...

But seriously,
Somewhere somewhere, I believe there is a woman who will appreciate my specific set of baggage and whom I will appreciate too.
We will face hurdles head-on. We will laugh a lot.
You will love that I love to touch and kiss you. Kissing will be our favorite thing to do. Everything else will come naturally.
Come to me. I need you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moving on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Talking. Listening some more. Cooking.
Playing something cool on the guitar.
Getting to know you and making you laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My inherent boyish charm.
Jk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Classic Hollywood, guitar music, classic rock,jazz, rockbluesjazzcountry.
Mexitalianthaimerican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I still think gravity is a miracle, and the way the earth spins and seasons change and it rains and snows and vegetables grow and the sun on my face makes me glad to be alive and when it goes away I get sad and and we love and hate and make mistakes and get up and dust ourselves off and on and on.....but of course we all came from an amoeba that grew legs and crawled out of the muddy mire............not.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My kids future. How to make the last thing I cooked even better.
How to make my friends laugh.

I'm looking for someone with a wide open smile and easy going spirit...but be ye ready for passion and spontaneous combustibility!

I wonder , Huh? Why so many single ladies from Austin Texas? Whazzat all aboot?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing and singing in my Abba cover band.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the best kisser you've never kissed.
Once kissed best you've ever kissed.
Try it, you'll like it.

Also,
I'm a well known Hip Hip arteest.
I know a word that rhymes with 'Orange'.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 38–53
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want someone to treat you like you matter.
You like to eat, or want someone to watch you eat.
You like to "French Kiss". Only in a new improved American way.
You have the entire New Testament memorized.
(jk)