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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 3, 2013
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

If you think Young Lust is a good theme song for this site. No, I'm not talking about myself, either. We'll get along.

I shoot whiskey. I swear, a lot. I view life as an adventure. I'm impulsive, at times erratic. I have multiple thoughts firing at once. I know myself better than anyone else. I'm independent, to a fault. I'm highly animated. I'm snarky+silly+fun!!!

I really hate wearing pants. I exclusively wear dresses or skirts, most of which I have made myself. Huge fan on 1930-50's fashion.
Is that a cape you're wearing? Fuck yes it's a cape!

I'm passionate about the things and people I care about. I will cut a bitch.. No, not really.

I am a nerd. Love gaming, mostly a solid rpg or fps. Horror + Science Fiction. I like some fantasy stuff, some, not all. I collect coins, yeah I'm like 80. what!? I read daily...I actually devour books. I play the keyboard/synthesizer. I love doing math equations. Music is a big deal for me... something is usually playing when I'm around. I'm a dancer, no not like jazz hands, think more recreational dancer. I troll the internet way too much.. am I lurking you now!?!

I wish Roland Deschain was my boyfriend.

"All maladjusted and clever, the greatest smiths fan ever<3"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Your mom, but that's beside the point..... Reinventing it every 3 or so years. Have yet to find the perfect combination that does it for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wrestling opossums.
Being hi-larious.
Not sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Who knows? My tattoos garner a lot of comments, and personal space invasion, by complete strangers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Really dig nonfiction, such as history, philosophy, biographies and the like. VOL-FUCKING-TAIRE
Gore Vidal, Huxley, Tolstoy, McCarthy etc. etc.

Movies, love 'em: The Searchers, Count of Monte Christo, Me Without You, Dog Tooth, Snowtown Murders, Casino, There Will Be Blood, Freeway...I know this is taboo, but I think Ewan Mcgregor did an amazing job as Obi-Wan: You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!!!!

Music is my oldest and most reliable friend. Hey, why so blue? Lets dance drive!
All Baroque style classical music, wanna get down on some Bach? Yeah-uh!
Cash, Horton, Williams, Joy Division, The Smiths, Sleigh Bells, Lucero/Ben Nichols, Neko Case, Cold War Kids, Bloc Party, Le Tigre, Murder City Devils, Old Misfits, Buzzcocks, Alkaline Trio, Murder by Death, Scanners, The Pixies, The Replacements, Tom Waits, William Elliott Whitmore, Bowie, Grimes, Diamond Rings, Oh, anything New Wave... on+on+on

TV: Deadwood, Doctor Who, Walking Dead, True Blood (yes, my trash indulgence), Downton Abbey, Quantum Leap....

Love food. All types and variations. Spicy is a fav, for sure.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends/family.
Zee Internet/information
My pets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The pet population of my city.. or any city for that matter... SPAY and NEUTER!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
That depends on the variables. Out with friends having a few drinks, or maybe at a movie... or maybe at home curled up with a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As a kid, I used to poke holes in the meat packages at the grocery store.. I have no idea why.. I guess I was a little jerk?
You should message me if
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You want to! Do it?

The message selectivity indication is bogus.. I was previously signed up in a city with little compatibly prospects..