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34 M Woodbridge, NJ

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
***Taking a trip to New Orleans 4/29-5/7 for the Jazz Fest. I've never been to the city before so please reach out to me if you'd like to grab a drink or show me around***

At 34 years young I've come to realize I know less about myself than ever. I've gone through a myriad of life changes lately and there appears to be even more in store in the near future. It's time I start to get my shit together! I'm big on honesty, so i present to you: me.

I'm thoughtful, genuine, empathetic, and kind. This leads me to be a bit naive and I've been taken advantage of more times than I'd like to admit. I give people the benefit of the doubt and would consider myself a worrisome optimist.

I get choked up sometimes, usually because of an act of kindness, out of gratitude, or simply because I get overcome by beauty. I try hard to focus on the positive and see things a shade beneath the surface.

If you've figured out what you are passionate about and are working towards your future career, congratulations. As for me? I'm a retired porn-star who dropped out of college (twice) and now works part time at a bowling alley. If you've got suggestions for someone with my skill-set I'd love to hear them.

Since the porn-star thing is out of the bag, I'll freely admit I'm a very sex-driven person. My libido is off the charts and has lead me to many interesting situations, for better or worse.

I'm not in a place to get emotionally involved with anyone at the moment.
What I’m doing with my life
Settling back into NJ where I grew up for the time being. A lot has changed in the past few months. Hopefully by the end of this year I'll be headed off again, perhaps to Portland, Austin or the Florida Keys. Spain? Who knows.
I’m really good at
Running short distances quickly and pulling muscles while running short distances quickly. And forgetting things. I'm really good at that!
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told my eyes. Oh! ...and my clavicles. Definitely my beard if I have it at the moment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Visible Man, Ticking is the Bomb, Anything by Christopher Hitchens, Downtown Owl, His Dark Materials

Movies: Princess Bride, Anchorman, Goonies, American Beauty, Serenity, Up, Aladin, Momento, Magnolia, Requiem for a Dream, Amelé, Willow, Labyrinth, Let the Right One In

Shows: Community, Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Pawn Stars, Mythbusters, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Glenn Beck (J/K), ATHF, Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Music: Very eclectic tastes. I enjoy just about everything and yes, that includes country. Some favs are: Cake, NIN, Tori Amos, Muse, Frank Sinatra, George Straight, Vampire Weekend, Weezer, Dashboard Confessional (yeah I said it), KMFDM, J. Ralph, Aphex Twin

Food: Although I have a mild gluten allergy, I each just about anything. I recently signed up for Soylent however!!! So excited :)

Games: R.I.S.K., Settlers of Catan, Axis & Allies, Scategories, Magic the Gathering, and strip-(insert whatever you want here)
The six things I could never do without
It's so sad that the first thing that came to mind is my cell phone, but seriously....could you live without a cell phone in today's world? A car or motorcycle and the freedom they offer. Some type of organized sports activity. I'd go stir-crazy. Hmmmm....well sex of course. Honestly that should be on everyone's list if you've got a pulse. NPR & TED Talks (I'm counting those as 1) How many is that, 5? Let's see...iced tea. Yeah, iced tea is a solid 6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think I could be a vegan if I didn't have to give up cheese. I think I could be a vegetarian if I didn't have to give up meat.

What's the ruling for how many degrees you are from Kevin Bacon? Like, if your friend knows Kevin, are you one degree or two degrees from him? In other words, does KB count as a degree himself?
On a typical Friday night I am
I will NOT be found dancing somewhere I can assure you that. I do not dance, not in a box with a fox or otherwise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well if I posted it here it would no longer be private hence making the answer null and void.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Just go ahead and DO IT!

You want to teach me how to play Munchkin.

You need a cat-sitter. I like cats :)

You're just looking to have some fun with no overblown expectations.

You're trapped in a glass case of emotion and need help out.

You have a cool accent.

You are a suicide girl.

You're a tattoo artist willing to work for trade.