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34 Calgary, Alberta, CA Man


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  • Ages 25-35
  • Located anywhere
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Last online
Yesterday – 12:01pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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As a great man once said, "...we are a way for the cosmos to know itself." And that's good enough for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning from my mistakes. So far, I haven't learned a lot, but I do plan on making as many mistakes as I can from now until the end of my days so I can take my final breath as the man who knew it all. Just kidding. I'm a drummer. Also kidding. I used to be a drummer and then quit in August to focus more on my career as a Steamfitter-Pipefitter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, making people cry and making people uncomfortable. Also good at entertaining large groups and small groups, sweating and sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I don't take a lot of things as seriously as most. However, I take other things more seriously than others. But seriously, it almost terrifies me to see how caught up in delusions some people can be when going about their daily lives. Look up at night. There, millions upon billions of kilometres away are all the fucks that the universe gives about you, me, them and everything. And it will take millions of years for those fucks to descend upon this tiny rock we call home. So quit being so uptight and smell the fucking roses. Seriously. Roses smell fantastic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books are fantasy as I see too much of the real world while in the real world. It's like a mini vacation with wizards! Favorite music is metal, then punk, then metal again...only fantasy metal this time, as it goes great with the books I read. I rarely - if ever - watch television. If I do, it's not by choice and usually at a bar. I'll download/stream shows that i want to watch but hate and despise everything about marketing and advertising. That being said, my favorite shows are the ones that gets cancelled after one season which only adds to the displeasure. Favorite food does not apply. I usually eat for sustenance, not desire, but I do have a sweet tooth. And a sour tooth. And a salty tooth. And I like steak. That'd imply my umami tooth. Bitter is no good. Unless beer. Grammar go home phone.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, sleep, food (for sustenance), my drum sets, vitamin D.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space. And if you think about space a lot, there isn't much else to think of. Everything that isn't in space exists on this planet - so far as we know - and this planet is in space. Confused? Me too. Where's the exit?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing and/or attending live music events.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My last visit to the dentist was 20 years after the one before and I didn't have any cavities.
You should message me if
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You desire. It's a free world and I can't and won't stop you.