Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


39 M Cincinnati, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:01pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I went through a divorce about three and a half years ago. Do I have expectations of meeting someone with whom I'm willing to share my couch here? Not really. But I have found some friends here and that's a non-negotiable pre-req for any future relationships. I'm not looking for someone to fuck. That's easy. I'm looking for someone I actually want to talk to afterwards. That's tricky. Like Run-DMC tricky.

I've lived most of my life in Ohio except for the six years I spent in the navy. I was not fond of that experience, but I did get to visit some really cool places. Although I can't really recommend a nuclear powered submarine as a means of travel. It's kind of boring.

After the navy, I obtained an engineering degree and an MBA. Maybe I'm a masochist, but I'm looking into getting a second masters degree. Something really nerdy. Cause that's how I roll.

Ignore all the above. I'm an awful human being and should be avoided at all costs. Seriously. Why are you still reading? Alt+F4.

I am amazed by how many people have pics of kids on this site. This is a free site. Have you people ever met the internet? Bunch of psychos out there. And now they can see your kids. Brilliant.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out how to design robotic manufacturing systems that aren't quite smart enough to overthrow their squishy human overlords.

I shaved my beard. It was a fun experiment, but ultimately too itchy. I should remove this because there is nothing else written here to indicate that I ever had a beard. But since one if my pics does show a little scruff, I'll keep it. That way you can weigh in with your thoughts on it.

I run. A lot. I completed my first half marathon and am training for my second. My feet hurt. But I went from a pack-a-day smoker 16 months ago to running 20 some miles per week. So that's good.

I need a running partner. With all the people claiming that they LOVE to workout, that should be easy. Right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at figuring things out. I'm an engineer, so that works out nicely. Of course, that education also makes me question the percentages here. I feel as though there should be a stated variance. Otherwise, comparisons are kind of pointless. 83% match, 76% friends? What's our standard deviation? This is stats 101, people.

And I'm good at fixing plumbing issues. And not too shabby at electrical work as well. Who needs a plumber? Not this guy. So let me know if you've got some stuff that needs fixin. Two large roast beef sandwiches from Arby's, and I'm at your disposal. My 76 year old house has 76 year old plumbing. They made that shit to last, but when it does need fixing? There's a lot of cursing.

All these skills will soon be put to the test as I add a second bathroom to my house. Seriously, ladies. This is your chance to get in on the design phase. Gotta move quickly though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look incredibly pissed off when I'm thinking. And I think a lot. So I look pissed off a lot. Or I'm just always actually pissed off. Who knows?

Someone (a lady) complimented my eyes recently. That has happened before (again, generally ladies). So maybe that?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This seems sort of silly to me. Oh! We listen to the same band! We must be soul-mates! You aren't going to get any insights into my personality by me listing some music that I like. And if we do like the same stuff? That just means you'll be trying to steal my music so you can listen to it.

Favorite food? Really? You gonna cook for me? That's a little weird and I'm not okay with it. I don't know you, lady.

Don't watch sports at all. Recently canceled my cable because I'd only watched about four hours of TV in the last year. Netflix. 'nuff said.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son is the only thing that makes that list. Everything else could be dealt with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want, what I need, and how disturbing that particular Venn diagram would be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gathering data to determine what constitutes a typical night. Parameters must be established.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I didn't own shorts for about ten years because I didn't like my knees. I'm okay now.

And I hate ketchup. With a passion. If you put it on a hotdog, we can't be friends. I don't really hate ketchup. But it is a fact that if you put it on a hot dog, you hate America.

People that answer this with any variation of "that's private!" need to work on their reading comprehension skills. (too mean? :D)

No, it's not too mean. It says "that you're willing to admit". If you're not willing to admit it, then it's not the most private thing that you're WILLING to admit. That's logic right there.

And every now and again I use sarcasm when I write.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are honest and interesting.

Or you can lie with style and panache. Unless you're a malicious liar. I've had enough experience with that sort of thing.

Or if you want to go to the flea market with me. I love flea markets. And I need help decorating my house. I'm hopeless in that department.

Or if you know either why you should always have a towel handy or know who Sam Vimes is without using google.

Or if you think that you're awesome enough to convince me to share my couch with you.

If you are capable of holding an intelligent conversation sprinkled with absurdities.