Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I went through a divorce about three and a half years ago. Do I
have expectations of meeting someone with whom I'm willing to share
my couch here? Not really. But I have found some friends here and
that's a non-negotiable pre-req for any future relationships. I'm
not looking for someone to fuck. That's easy. I'm looking for
someone I actually want to talk to afterwards. That's tricky. Like
I've lived most of my life in Ohio except for the six years I spent
in the navy. I was not fond of that experience, but I did get to
visit some really cool places. Although I can't really recommend a
nuclear powered submarine as a means of travel. It's kind of
After the navy, I obtained an engineering degree and an MBA. Maybe
I'm a masochist, but I'm looking into getting a second masters
degree. Something really nerdy. Cause that's how I roll.
Ignore all the above. I'm an awful human being and should be
avoided at all costs. Seriously. Why are you still reading?
I am amazed by how many people have pics of kids on this site. This
is a free site. Have you people ever met the internet? Bunch of
psychos out there. And now they can see your kids. Brilliant.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out how to design robotic manufacturing systems that
aren't quite smart enough to overthrow their squishy human
I shaved my beard. It was a fun experiment, but ultimately too
itchy. I should remove this because there is nothing else written
here to indicate that I ever had a beard. But since one if my pics
does show a little scruff, I'll keep it. That way you can weigh in
with your thoughts on it.
I run. A lot. I completed my first half marathon and am training
for my second. My feet hurt.
I need a running partner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at figuring things out. I'm an engineer, so that works out
nicely. Of course, that education also makes me question the
percentages here. I feel as though there should be a stated
variance. Otherwise, comparisons are kind of pointless. 83% match,
76% friends? What's our standard deviation? This is stats 101,
And I'm good at fixing plumbing issues. And not too shabby at
electrical work as well. Who needs a plumber? Not this guy. So let
me know if you've got some stuff that needs fixin. Two large roast
beef sandwiches from Arby's, and I'm at your disposal. My 76 year
old house has 76 year old plumbing. They made that shit to last,
but when it does need fixing? There's a lot of cursing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look incredibly pissed off when I'm thinking. And I think a
lot. So I look pissed off a lot. Or I'm just always actually pissed
off. Who knows?
Someone (a lady) complimented my eyes recently. That has happened
before (again, generally ladies). So maybe that?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This seems sort of silly to me. Oh! We listen to the same band! We
must be soul-mates! You aren't going to get any insights into my
personality by me listing some music that I like. And if we do like
the same stuff? That just means you'll be trying to steal my music
so you can listen to it.
Favorite food? Really? You gonna cook for me? That's a little weird
and I'm not okay with it. I don't know you, lady.
Don't watch sports at all. Recently canceled my cable because I'd
only watched about four hours of TV in the last year. Netflix.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son is the only thing that makes that list. Everything else
could be dealt with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Going to have to give this one some thought.
After much deliberation, I have realized that I spend a lot of time
on here yet very rarely communicate. Now I need to figure out why
that is. Why do I maintain a profile on this site? Why do you?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gathering data to determine what constitutes a typical night.
Parameters must be established.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I didn't own shorts for about ten years because I didn't like my
knees. I'm okay now.
And I hate ketchup. With a passion. If you put it on a hotdog, we
can't be friends. I don't really hate ketchup. But it is a fact
that if you put it on a hot dog, you hate America.
People that answer this with any variation of "that's private!"
need to work on their reading comprehension skills. (too mean?
No, it's not too mean. It says "that you're willing to admit". If
you're not willing to admit it, then it's not the most private
thing that you're WILLING to admit. That's logic right there.
And every now and again I use sarcasm when I write.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 32–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are honest and interesting.
Or you can lie with style and panache. Unless you're a malicious
liar. I've had enough experience with that sort of thing.
Or if you want to go to the flea market with me. I love flea
markets. And I need help decorating my house. I'm hopeless in that
Or if you know either why you should always have a towel handy or
know who Sam Vimes is without using google.
Or if you think that you're awesome enough to convince me to share
my couch with you.
If you are capable of holding an intelligent conversation sprinkled
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