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30 F Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 13
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a bit lacking in self awareness so I asked a friend to write this for me. She said: "A free spirit who loves to laugh. Highly susceptible to peer pressure, as in, willing to try new restaurants or countries at any time. Hates when people mistake chimpanzees for monkeys."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just returned to the best coast from a long stint on the other one. Currently I'm working for a large nonprofit and hoping I'm helping someone, somewhere.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making my friends think they're really funny (they are, of course).
Folding random pieces of paper (not origami, just like napkins and straw wrappers).
Making inappropriate facial expressions in contexts where I should be striving for utmost appropriateness.
Balancing small objects on my nose.
I like to think crossword puzzles, but sometimes I'm not so sure.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have heard that my pop culture doppelganger is Olive Oyl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: One Hundred Years of Solitude, Middlesex, A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, The Lacuna, historical nonfiction.
Movies: Rushmore, Valley Girl, North by Northwest, Singin' in the Rain
Shows: Arrested Development, Gavin & Stacey, 30 Rock, Pulling, Parks & Rec, Mad Men. And, obviously, True Detecive-obsessed.
Music: I'm always looking for something new. Recommendations welcome! Currently, I suppose Girls, The Fresh & Onlys, Cut Copy, The Crookes, Bag Raiders, Miami Horror, Black Keys, Robyn, Those Darlins. Still into old standbys like The Clash, Elvis Costello, Blondie, David Bowie.
Food: I have a voracious sweet tooth. Otherwise, I'll eat pretty much anything that doesn't incorporate meat, raisins, or mayonnaise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPhone or some kind of music-playing device.
Greek yogurt.
YouTube videos of animals of different species making friends.
Political blogs-- I actually try to consider different perspectives and form my own opinion, but my own opinion seems to keep coming down on the one side.
Coffee. Seriously.
This is a such a cliche, but it must be for a reason: my family and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My fantasy exotic animal farm. Top candidates are wallabies, capybaras, and pygmy marmosets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out to drinks or dinner with friends. Sometimes I convince myself I'll go to the gym but then I just have to carry my big stupid gym bag around at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Um, did you see the thing about the fantasy exotic animal farm?
You should message me if
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You have a sense of humor about nearly everything.