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KablamoBill

31 Palo Alto, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A Bay Area native originally from Palo Alto before moving to Napa. Lived in France for a year at a time on two occasions and have been to school on both coasts, but would like to settle down in the Bay Area.

A nerd at heart, but can also behave like a normal person when I need to (which is most of the time, alas)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to work as a scientist at a biotech company and then went to business school for my MBA. Now I have two jobs, the first of which is in investment banking with a focus on life sciences. (I think advances in biotechnology are going to have a huge impact on humanity and want to do my part by helping fledgling companies succeed.) The second job is at my family's winery in Napa.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling in online profiles/procrastinating

Waking up in the morning without an alarm, and also guessing what time it is at random moments

Running events that I have not trained for
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People used to compliment me about my "long eyelashes", (although I do not think there is anything special or unusual about them). The conversation usually went something like this: "Yes, they are real. And no, I do not have extensions and/or use 'product'... seriously?"

Now days... I'm not sure. Maybe you can let me know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like all kinds of music and am going to be lazy and not make a long but still incomplete list of artists that is meant to be representative of what I listen to. I believe every genre has at least a few good artists and songs. Same goes for books, movies, and shows.

In terms of food I eat everything (except for rice crispy treats) and am very adventurous about trying exotic foods. I've always wanted to try chilled monkey brains like they did in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, but have not seen that on any menus.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The open steppe
2. A fleet horse
3. Falcons at my wrist
4. The wind in my hair
5. Paper towels
6. Shazam

(By the way this question annoys me because a literal interpretation would call for an answer that lists out the physical necessities required to sustain life (breathable air, water, food, atmospheric pressure, etc.) because those are the only things that you can actually "never do without" and still exist (theology aside) but I understand that is not what the question is really asking for.)

Also, I could never live without parentheses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be more efficient, productive, and make the best use of my time (there is a nuanced distinction between the three)

Living a meaningful life

The evolutionary/biological underpinnings of human behavior

How to meet the right person
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night Pinky....

Catching up on work
Reading a book
Dinner with friends
Going out with friends
Watching a movie
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse
Practicing the piano (very rarely... unfortunately)

Friday night aside, I want to get into hiking because it seems like a fun and healthy hobby and there are so many beautiful trails in the Bay Area.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. I'm a big fan of avoiding simple grammatical mistakes, but sometimes, even as part of formal writing, I deliberately misuse commas to break up the sentence in order to better convey my meaning.

2. I have an underground shelter/hideout and enough anti-zombie ordnance and food supplies so that we can cuddle for at least a year after Ebola becomes airborne and society falls into anarchy.
You should message me if
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you have a beautiful mind!