I can't define myself in an essay format, so whatever you get from this will likely be distorted but everyone writes something like that right?

I have issues with ambition(or the lack thereof) can't really say I'm nice or nasty, I've been both often enough. I have very strong morals, they're just not like most peoples.

I've been known to do just about every drug at one time or another but these days I rarely do any. I like media, all of it. In large doses. I also enjoy conversations.

I'm fairly dominant it bed, I don't really feel the need to talk about sexual taste in my profile but seeing as I look fairly feminine many people assume wrongly that I'm submissive.

I dislike that self-summary but fuck it. It will do eh?

I am hedonistic, tired, and useless

Looking for someone fatalistic to fuck, but not looking very hard.

Wasting my time, brain cells and your time.

How damn sexy I am? I don't fucking know, I don't really ask them.

Books: Most Steinbeck and Philip K Dick, they're my favourite authors. I'm a whore when it comes to reading material though, I'll read just about anything. I also read comics though only when collected into book form, the whole 22 page format pisses me off. Some semi-random authors I like: Truman Capote, Martin Amis, Alan Moore, Gene Wolfe, Charlie Huston, China Miéville, Carson McCullers.

Movies: It's such a long list so I'll cut it down to a few: Blade Runner, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sunset Blvd, All About Eve, Withnail and I, Leaving Las Vegas, True Romance everything by Paul Thomas Anderson

Music: A bunch of ebm and synth pop for dancing fun, old Modest Mouse(everything before Good News..'), Cocteau Twins, Pixies, far too much Elliott Smith and many more for sitting around at home listening to. I also should add I have a huge fondness for good hip-hop(Wu-Tang, De La Soul, Ghostface Killah). You could check out my last.fm profile if you wanted: http://www.last.fm/user/Katholik/

Foods: I love food and I like most cuisines, Japanese is a likely favourite.

My cats, books, computer, shelter, food & water.

I could do without those to a degree but I'd find it distressing. The long term implications of being without food and water are also a bit dire.

Everything and nothing.

Well, if Carlton are playing I'll be watching the game.

I really like pornography. It's not that private though, I'll tell anyone.

... you feel like it.