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  • Ages 20–38
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My details

Last online
Feb 12
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm the vestiges of a life of constant fun: I'm what comes after thousands of hours in clubs. I am the damage that the after party after the after party after the after hours club inflicts on it's passengers. I'm entertaining, I'm told - but I'm not going to buy you diamonds.

In these years of slow isolation I enjoy lying in bed binge watching television series, buying pc games that accumulate in my Steam library faster than I can play them, creating systems of government which I jot down in text files(sometimes I go so far as to choose a location - northern Tajikistan is my current muse, anyone have a couple of hundred billion around the house?), reading endlessly on my nook color(I know, it pains me to write color as much as it pains you to read it but it's a proper name: I have to), sleeping long hours for the pleasure of it and reading erotic fiction.

I am politicly far left, I am a feminist. If either of these things bother you don't waste my time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching for a lady of good breeding with consumption to call upon and regale with the gossip of the day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wasting my time, brain cells and your time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How damn sexy I am? I don't fucking know, I don't really ask them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'll start with my favourite authors: Philip K Dick, China Mieville, John Steinbeck, Richard K. Morgan, Philip Kerr, Charlie Huston, Truman Capote & Bernard Cornwell though mainly when he's writing his Saxon Stories.

Other Books
Margaret Atwood - The Blind Assassin
William Gibson - Pattern Recognition
Joe Abercrombie - Red County
Gene Wolfe - The Book of the New Sun
Carson McCullers - The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter
Paolo Bacigalupi -The Windup Girl
Neil Gaiman - American Gods
Will McIntosh - Love Minus Eighty
Neal Stephenson - Anathem
Charles Stross - Glasshouse

I'm a whore when it comes to reading material though, I'll read just about anything. Oh, oh and I really enjoy good pulpy urban fantasy like The Dresden Files & Mike Careys Felix Castor books. Plus I read comics digitally on my tablet: writers like Kieron Gillen, Garth Ennis, Gail Simone, Rick Remender & Tim Seeley will make me buy right away.

Movies: With the grand improvement in television I watch less feature films than at any time of my life but things like The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Blade Runner, Withnail & I, Sunset Blvd & Leaving Las Vegas will always be special to me.

Music: I like music made by scandinavian teenagers. For a better idea of what I listen to you should check out my page:

Foods: I love food and I like most cuisines, Japanese is a likely favourite. I also have a major sweet tooth

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats, ereader, computer, shelter, food & water.

I could do without those to a degree but I'd find it distressing. The long term implications of being without food and water are also a bit dire.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Class war, fictional geography, if free will is an illusion, simulation theory, suicide, boots, fashion in general, history, time travel & my cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really enjoy pornography. It's not that private though, I'll tell anyone.
You should message me if
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... you feel like it. It's not like I have a busy social schedule.

However... I am politicly far left, I am a feminist. If either of these things bother you rather than messaging me you should go find the tallest building nearby, you want to get to the roof: it may be hard at first but don't get discouraged. With a bit of spit and elbow grease you'll be up there before you know it - go on, I believe in you.

When you reach the top I want you to congratulate yourself, you did a good job, I'm proud of you. Now just one last task, I need you to jump off - come on, I have faith in you.