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32 M Melbourne, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I can't define myself in this format, so whatever you get from this will likely be distorted but everyone has to face it so I guess I will do my best.

Once upon a time I went out clubbing every weekend, multiple nights a week. I was young and I guess I was cool. Now I've not had romantic content in years - I don't go out to any clubs and I wake up each morning with despair that I have to face the world.

I have issues with ambition(or the lack thereof). I have very strong morals, they're just not like most peoples.

I'm fairly dominant it bed, I don't really feel the need to talk about sexual taste in my profile but seeing as I look fairly feminine many people assume wrongly that I'm submissive.

I dislike that self-summary but fuck it. It will do eh?

Nothings changed I still love you, only slightly, only slightly less than I used to my love.

I am hedonistic, tired, and useless
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for someone fatalistic to fuck, but not looking very hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wasting my time, brain cells and your time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How damn sexy I am? I don't fucking know, I don't really ask them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Most Steinbeck and Philip K Dick, they're my favourite authors. I'm a whore when it comes to reading material though, I'll read just about anything. I also read comics though only when collected into book form, the whole 22 page format pisses me off. Some semi-random authors I like: Truman Capote, Martin Amis, Alan Moore, Gene Wolfe, Charlie Huston, China Miéville, Carson McCullers.

Movies: It's such a long list so I'll cut it down to a few: Blade Runner, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sunset Blvd, All About Eve, Withnail and I, Leaving Las Vegas, True Romance everything by Paul Thomas Anderson

Music: A bunch of ebm and synth pop for dancing fun, old Modest Mouse(everything before Good News..'), Cocteau Twins, Pixies, far too much Elliott Smith and many more for sitting around at home listening to. I also should add I have a huge fondness for good hip-hop(Wu-Tang, De La Soul, Ghostface Killah). You could check out my profile if you wanted:

Foods: I love food and I like most cuisines, Japanese is a likely favourite.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats, books, computer, shelter, food & water.

I could do without those to a degree but I'd find it distressing. The long term implications of being without food and water are also a bit dire.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, if Carlton are playing I'll be watching the game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like pornography. It's not that private though, I'll tell anyone.
You should message me if
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... you feel like it.