Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm bored of generic answers, so going to subvert this...
I am Ozymandias (King of Kings) and you are Dwynwen. Together we
will rule this world with a cruel and terrible lust. Empires shall
rise and fall but we will prevail eternal. We shall stand atop the
highest mountain, the phalanx of humanity bowed before us, and cry
with fury 'Look on our works, ye mighty, and despair!'.
This is our future. This is our fate....
OR we can pickup a kebab and some VB and go back to mine to watch
'The Hangover 2'. You know, whateves, I'm happy either way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run a digital design team. FACT.
I am a world famous fashion designer renowned for my line of
crushed velvet pantaloons for cats. DUBIOUS FACT.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Flying. In my spare time I'm an inventor.
I have fashioned myself gossamer like wings made entirely of mice
whiskers. You have no idea how long it takes to convince thousands
of mice to let you shave them. Sister, let me tell you - A LONG
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The rotating vortex of stars riven from the infinite serenity and
mystery of space that gravitate around my magnetic
Sounds good right? No, they look good in pictures, but man alive
are they are a pain when you want go to the loo. They get right in
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Only the books, movies, shows, music, and food that I make myself,
as I'm a writer, director, actor, musician and chef oh and lover.
BOY, what a lover!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-- The 70's style mirror ball which hangs above my bed
-- Oysters for their powerful aphrodisiac effects
-- Barry White music (see Oysters)
-- My waterbed (see Barry White)
-- My black silk kimono replete with flame dragon
-- My 'Hai Karate' cologne
Oh, wait, did you say six? I thought you said sex...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing the art of seduction.... If by practice you mean
building robot girls.
Otherwise you'll find me standing atop the highest mountain,
mournfully blowing my conch shell horn in the hope the universe
will hear, and in one sublime moment, deliver unto me my dream girl
(real, not robot).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
All of the above.
Oh, and I'm Welsh, no really I am. No, REALLY. OK, and some other
not made up stuff now follows...
I love art and live for music - I keep fit by doing lots of bush
walks and hikes, playing soccer and tennis. Design is my passion
and my job, I look for it in all it's manifestations including
architecture and craft.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You understand the absurdity of life and have kindness in your
heart. Oh, and being luminous would be great too.
Who are you looking for?
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