Pessimistic optimist. The glass was definitely half-full before I broke it.
I'm a writer with a drinking problem or a drinker with a writing problem.
I'm one of those people who think the world is divided between people who think "The Wire" is the best show on television and those who haven't seen it yet.
I was raised Jewish but now am mostly guilty.
My moral compass may or may not be totally derived from Adventure Time.
The last time I went riding out into the sunset I fell off my horse.
And I'm actually 5'7 and a quarter. Really. I'll admit it here. I was told by a female friend of mine that everyone automatically assumes you're two inches shorter then you put down.
You have something to say.
You go through life wanting something.
Because life is short and memories are very long.