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  • Ages 24-36
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5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Judaism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
English, Albanian
My self-summary
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I was born under a volcano and raised by seals. I wasted my youth protecting my tribe from sea otters. I always played the shrubbery in school plays.

I'm a hip, unassuming geek who thinks the best line of Shakespeare comes from the Macbeth that life "is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury/ signifying nothing," or the stage notes from "A Winter's Tale" "Exit pursued by a bear," (perhaps the only good lines in that torrid affair of a play); or perhaps I'm a boring, ex-jock looking for the last victory of my high school career; perhaps I'm quite boring but only because I'm uncomfortable with myself, but only only had I given myself a second date with myself, I'd be fascinating if I could only relax.

I'm a writer with a drinking problem and a drinker with a writing problem. I own a watch that reads "Remember You Will Die," and I'm far too concerned with my own mortality. I'm a formerly very religious Jew who didn't touch a girl for seven years starting when I was 18; I'm working on a second book if only I could stay off the internet and properly research trench warfare in the First World War (Please do message me, boy or girl, if you know anything about trench warfare). someone who's currently worried, as I write this, that I've told you everything

Have I?

Well then consider this a successful first date then.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Counting. Totally could have played the Count on Sesame Street.
The first things people usually notice about me
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the chip on my shoulder. My blue eyes? The fact that I've seen you first?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bolano's 2666, Lorrie Moore, Alice Monroe, Babel's Red Cavalry, Dostoyevsky's The Brothers Karamazov. Marquez's 100 Years of Solitude is etched across parts of my mind.
Film titles that end in prepositions.
Man Men, The Wire, the Sopranos.
I'm one of those people who think the world is divided between people who think "The Wire" is the best show on television and those who haven't seen it yet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pronouns (I, you, he, she, we, they)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The impossibility of civil disobedience, a working government and a just and moral society. Also naps.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying a traditional (or non-traditional) Friday night meal with friends and family.

I was raised Jewish but now am mostly guilty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am cautious about simple answers to complicated problems. That and I give myself my own haircuts.

I like my women like I like my coffee.... Strong-willed, intelligent, determined, optimistic with a deep cynicism that betrays an even deeper optimism.

My moral compass may or may not be totally derived from Adventure Time.

The last time I went riding out into the sunset I fell off my horse.

And I'm actually 5'7 and a quarter. Really. I'll admit it here. I was told by a female friend of mine that everyone automatically assumes you're two inches shorter then you put down.
You should message me if
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You too have a drinking or writing problem. Or you want one.

You have something to say.

You go through life wanting something.

Because life is short and memories are very long.