Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born under a volcano and raised by seals. I wasted my youth
protecting my tribe from sea otters. I always played the shrubbery
in school plays.
I'm a hip, unassuming geek who thinks the best line of Shakespeare
comes from the Macbeth that life "is a tale told by an idiot, full
of sound and fury/ signifying nothing," or the stage notes from "A
Winter's Tale" "Exit pursued by a bear," (perhaps the only good
lines in that torrid affair of a play); or perhaps I'm a boring,
ex-jock looking for the last victory of my high school career;
perhaps I'm quite boring but only because I'm uncomfortable with
myself, but only only had I given myself a second date with myself,
I'd be fascinating if I could only relax.
I'm a writer with a drinking problem and a drinker with a writing
problem. I own a watch that reads "Remember You Will Die," and I'm
far too concerned with my own mortality. I'm a formerly very
religious Jew who didn't touch a girl for seven years starting when
I was 18; I'm working on a second book if only I could stay off the
internet and properly research trench warfare in the First World
War (Please do message me, boy or girl, if you know anything about
trench warfare). someone who's currently worried, as I write this,
that I've told you everything
Well then consider this a successful first date then.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Counting. Totally could have played the Count on Sesame Street.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the chip on my shoulder. My blue eyes? The fact that I've seen you
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bolano's 2666, Lorrie Moore, Alice Monroe, Babel's Red Cavalry,
Dostoyevsky's The Brothers Karamazov. Marquez's 100 Years of
Solitude is etched across parts of my mind.
Film titles that end in prepositions.
Man Men, The Wire, the Sopranos.
I'm one of those people who think the world is divided between
people who think "The Wire" is the best show on television and
those who haven't seen it yet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pronouns (I, you, he, she, we, they)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I'm actually a fictional character, written with no irony
by a 16-year-old version of me about what he thought adulthood
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying a traditional (or non-traditional) Friday night meal with
friends and family.
I was raised Jewish but now am mostly guilty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am cautious about simple answers to complicated problems. That
and I give myself my own haircuts.
I like my women like I like my coffee.... Strong-willed,
intelligent, determined, optimistic with a deep cynicism that
betrays an even deeper optimism.
My moral compass may or may not be totally derived from Adventure
The last time I went riding out into the sunset I fell off my
And I'm actually 5'7 and a quarter. Really. I'll admit it here. I
was told by a female friend of mine that everyone automatically
assumes you're two inches shorter then you put down.
You should message me if
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You too have a drinking or writing problem. Or you want one.
You have something to say.
You go through life wanting something.
Because life is short and memories are very long.
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