Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't ask for my Skype if you don't know me.
I want to be straightforward and hope it cuts back on the awkward
conversations with people who don't get the picture. I'm a
(mostly)monogamous individual who recognizes and appreciates
polyamorous and open relationships but I do not wish to partake in
them. So please stop inviting me to threesomes, I'm not
I am also not looking for casual sex and any messages asking,
suggesting, or leading to a proposition will be met with
I'm an energetic, loud spoken girl who lives in Minneapolis. The
city is so much fun and I'm loving where I live. I have a lot of
I'm a white, cis female with blue eyes and light brown hair. I'm
about 5'5'' and I'm rather squishy, something I've grown to love
and enjoy about myself. Usually I wear more casual clothing (I'm
not much of a girly girl) but sometimes I like to throw on a pretty
blouse and long socks and feel cute for the day. No tattoos yet and
the only piercings I have are in my ears.
I'm a huge nerd! I adore movies and I play some PC games, though
not many lately. I am invested in several television shows
(Hannibal!! Game of Thrones!! Elementary!!!) and I'm edging into
catching up on some series I've been eyeing for a while (currently
chugging through Lost Girl). Books are another love though I'm
mourning the misplacement of my novelization of Pacific Rim. When
the weather gets cold I dabble in knitting. I like to think I have
a great sense of humor and I'm rather silly, though don't take that
as a sign of unintelligence!
Other things that I am? I'm a pansexual, no-nonsense feminist who
will take the time to educate if approached by someone wanting to
learn. Ignorance will not be tolerated and I intend to call out
anyone who deserves it. I'm assertive and dominant in my daily life
but a submissive in the bedroom. Do not expect that to mean I'll
let anyone walk over me.
Things to NOT do when messaging me:
* Quote my "message me if" thing. Yes, I'm sure you found me
interesting, please elaborate.
* say I'm cute but don't attempt to start a conversation
* leave me single phrase messages. "What's up" or "hi" are not
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working as a lower end manager at a retail location currently
and I actually enjoy the time I spend there.
When I'm not at work I'm usually hanging around my house or
spending time with my roommates. I love trying new restaurants or
trying new things. When I find the time I enjoy going to museums or
parks and if the weather isn't too oppressive I love hiking and
going for walks. I'll admit to being a bit of a lazy pile but once
you get me moving it's hard to stop me. Social situations are
exciting and fun for me and I can make friends pretty quick but I
do need time to myself after to unwind.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking about anything that really interests me! I love being
knowledgeable on a subject and am more than willing to share that
knowledge. I'm also very easy to talk to and sociable.
I make a mean blueberry-raspberry pie. Just ask around, people will
tell you. They're ugly little things but they taste damn good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my smile, how easygoing I tend to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've been putting this off because I can't just bring to mind
everything I love! But here goes...
Books: Pretty much anything I can get my hands on. I enjoy fiction
and the occasional sociological essay book. Recently I've caught up
on the ASOIAF series and I'm reluctantly rereading American Psycho.
I'm also a big fan of the A Song of Ice and Fire books and I'm
positively rabid over the show as well (the books are so much
Movies: Gosh, I can't just... Avengers, anything Marvel for that
matter, Fight Club, Amelie, anything Batman (yes, anything),
superhero movies in general, action movies in general, anything
that makes you go WHOA OH MAN WHOA because the point of
entertainment is to create a reaction and if I walk away from a
movie feeling the same as when I walked in then that piece of art
has failed to do its purpose. The list goes on but I'd rather not
search my mind for more.
Shows: Currently I'm into Elementary, Hannibal, Helix, House of
Cards, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, uhhh I know I'm watching
other shows but I can't remember. Parks and Rec. Brooklyn
Nine-Nine. Oh, trying to get into Dr Who but there's just so MUCH
and I'm intimidated. Also I dislike Moffat and I don't want to deal
with the latter episodes.
Music: I have fairly eclectic tastes. My radio is stuck on The
Current when I'm driving and I like most things from dubstep to
French pop music to remixes to indy rock. I try to support the
local artists the best I can!
Food: I love food in general. Food is a wonderful thing. Indian,
Thai, Mexican (REAL Mexican), anything really, I'll eat it and I'll
like it. I adore trying new food. My only qualms are my allergy to
crabs, I think, and my low tolerance for spicy stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, including Skype and the people included there
Access to a steady stream of constant information from the outside
My loved ones and the support they bring
Tea, even though I'm amateurish at preparing it
Something to keep me busy so I won't go mad
A cute pair of socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why every cute person on this site who shares my interests are
homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or slut shamers!
Stupid tv shows and movies that I care way too much about and the
people involved. I'm a huge nerd and I get excited over
Male privilege, white privilege, cis privilege, all the privileges
and what I can do as a white, cis female to help without
overstepping my bounds.
Why I'm wasting my life at Walmart despite the good time I'm
having. And why having a good time working at Walmart is apparently
something I should be ashamed about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or enjoying a nice night in at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'll have to talk to me to find out
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find me interesting!
You're not a bigot!
You're not someone who'll flop on me like a wet piece of paper
without giving me something to converse with!
You're a huge nerd and want to geek out at me about something!
Seriously that's like, the best option there and will usually
result in a reply!
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