Umm...Denis Leary is my hero. I'm sort of an asshole. I always have a smirk on me face. When I grow up I wanna be Christopher Walken. I already have the creepy air about me. Just be warned: I am sarcastic.

I am pale-ass white person with green eyes. I'll admit to being 69.5 inches tall(more than likely taller but I do not want to admit to being that tall). My hair is either brown or blue/black, depends on when the last time I dyed it was. When I wear my sunglasses, I look like a weird cross between Bono and Nathan Explosion.

If I was in your class, I would be the most interesting person you would never talk to.

Just to throw this out there so I'm not giving the wrong impression of myself....
I have a farmer's tan, slightly over weight, my front teeth are stained due to a birth defect, my mind is always in the gutter, and I fully accept the fact that I am an asshole. Plus, more than likely have a fully-loaded condo in hell waiting for me on the lake of fire.

If this offends you and/or turns you off; then do not message me. If you are looking for easy sex, then kindly go do the anatomically impossible to yourself. Send pictures of this act please!!!! If Pickles can suck his own ::guitar hit:: then so can you!

That is to not say I do not want sex(double negative in there maybe?), since it's been a while since I have had it. I more pressing matters to attend to. I am not one of those people to go pick up random guys. I like sex and all; just do not want my vagina to "pack up and leave me"(to quote a friend of mine).

I really do not based looks on physical appearance. One can be drop dead sexy, but have the personality of a box of wheaties. One's personality can drastically override one's physical beauty.

I may be dark and brutal, but I have a heart of gold. That is only for who and what matters.

Right now I'm going to school to be a high school history teacher. I'm also building my manga and Hellblazer collection. I play video games: right now, not so much. All I have is up to a PS2(for now). Hopefully I will be getting a 360 so I can fully immerse myself into Prototype, Batman:Arkham Asylum, and Rockband:The Beatles.

New job right now: I work with the disabled. I chill with them and pass out medications. It's a sweet-ass job and I am loving it.

In school: currently working on my minour right now. I was denied entrance into my Majour (Secondary Education) for this year; thus setting me back a year. So I decided to work on my history minour...with the way it's going right now, looks like I'm going to have a duel minour: European History and American History. My advisour is hot.

I recently sold my soul to Bono. Not so much as he paid me for it as I gave him money to have it. I'm a member of the U2 fan club.

Thinking about running for a Senate or House position... if Glenn Beck emails me back.

Pretty much trying not to screw up my life.

Guitar Hero and Rockband. Anything to do with history. Massages(I am a certified massage therapist). Drinking and sleeping and freaking people out and pissing them off( found this one out recently.)

I'm tall and have an unusual air about me. Apparently the leather trench coat throws people off. Sometimes my eyes will shift to yellow.

Books: Dark Tower, Song of Ice and Fire books, Harry Potter(Slytherin all the way baby!), Tales from the Nighhtside series, Nightwatch series, Vampire Hunter D books, World War Z, Zombie Field Survival Guide,Dresden Files books....too many to list. I read a lot(too much). I also read manga and comics I have been starting to read some political books too. Deal with it!

Movies: Five I do not tire of watching: Boondock Saints, Snatch, 300, Fight Club and Ravenous.

Music:Anything but country and some showtunes. Right now my favourite bands are U2, The Beatles, Foo Fighters, The Killers, Coldplay and Dethklok.

Food: yes please!

TV show(just to throw this in): Heros, Family Guy, Fat Guy Stuck in Internetwhy haven't they shown this?, Metalocalypse, Ice Road Truckers, Robot Chicken and Venture Brothers.

1)Books.
2)Booze.
3)My hoodie signed by Brendon Small. I know that seems a little shallow, but I love it.
4)Air...that's a good one.
5)Food is nice to have too.
6)My "charming" sense of humour.

Just found this one out: me cell phone. Need that sucker for work!

Superfically:
role-playing (table tops or LARPS..not sexual stuff you dirty minded people!) School work. How to fend off boredom when I am at work....if I have to watch another minute of Lifetime, I will fucking scream.

Some Deep Thoughts(I guess):
How funny people are. I know a lot of people that will decribe themselves as empathetic or caring or understanding or trustful. Then these same people turn around and show the exact opposite of those descriptive words. Do not try and make yourself look pretty and neat and shiney. Better yet, learn what these words mean and then use them if they describe you.

Why people think the world is a happy, sunny place that is filled with lollipops? Do not be shocked when something goes wrong. Bad things happen...get over them...learn from them. Just do not curl up into a ball or go get all sad. To quote Batman Begins(shut up...that movie was the shitte!!!) "Why do we fall?" "So we can learn to pick ourselves back up again."

"If you drop your keys' into a river of lava; don't go after them. Man, they are long gone."

I think a lot about various things. There is just not enough room on here to fit it all.

Either working or with friends at a bar, someone's house drinking, or theatre seeing whatever movie.

I have been known to drop everything and go chase storms.

I know the dance to Beyonce's: All The Single Ladies*

*I really do not have any secrets. I'm pretty upfront.

The wheels on the bus are square, but still go round and round*

*This will change from time to time as I see fit and decided not to be lazy. ;-P