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KaiTheInvader

24 / F / bisexual / Seeing someone

Jacksonville, Florida

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Sign_Language (Okay), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My Self-Summary

I'm 24 years old, I've got a one year old daughter. I spend most days talking to my friends online, playing stupid games, listening to music, watching tv, or creating something out of nothing (I constantly have to keep my hands and brain busy with projects.) I have a need to meet new people to talk to. I'm apparently quite a nice person, and also quite crazy. It's an interesting mix.

my best friend in the entire multiverse (who I met through here ages ago) is Hellequin53. it is my duty in life to get him the hot chicks.
my other half is acidwyrm. he is not anything, and everything he appears to be.

What I’m doing with my life

Other than wasting it? Mostly chasing the aforementioned one year old around, though I'm hoping to go back to school to become an occupational therapist to work with special needs kids.

I’m really good at

Making obscure pop culture references any time, at any place, about anything. Seriously, it's quite freaky.

The first things people usually notice about me

The menacing way I stalk towards them. Luckily, it distracts them from noticing the knife in my hand.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: White Oleander, the Disinformation series, anything non-fiction.

Movies: Sin City, White Oleander, anything by Kevin Smith, Manic, Waking Life, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands.

Music: EBM, industrial, black metal, synthpop.... if I started naming bands, I would never stop. Music is my life.

Food: manicotti, cheesecake, this thing I got at Olive Garden one time that I can't remember the name of.

The six things I could never do without

1. my daughter
2. MUSIC!
3. Interesting people to talk to
4. some sort of craft or music project
5. MUSIC
6. ummm..... music? (I'm afraid to be left alone listening to my own thoughts)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How I can improve my life. What I would do with a million dollars. How I can become a successful musician. What to do with all the dead bodies that are piling up in the closet... wait, forget that last one.

On a typical Friday night I am

Forgetting that it's Friday. My only clue tends to be when I go out driving late at night and wonder why the hell there's so many people out. I have no sense of time or day sometimes.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Absolutely anything. I'm a pretty open person.

Well, I'm not telling you where the bodies are hidden. You'll just have to figure that one out for yourself.

the father of my child is a woman. figure that one out.

You should message me if

You want to. I'm apparently a pretty easy person to talk to, I am shy at first but I'll get over it easily if there's good conversation.

one exception: I don't want to join you and your girlfriend in a threesome. Just b/c I'm bi, doesn't mean I'll fuck anything (my general sluttiness takes care of that, thank you very much.) I still have standards.