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Kalepsis

31 M Coatesville, PA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am not sure what to write here.

What does a man write about himself that will attract a woman? That's what this website is for, after all. And how can I tailor my introduction to attract exactly the right kind of woman that I intend to attract? Therein lies the real dilemma. If you're still reading this, it means you have a normal attention span, which is good; the ADD girls have already been weeded out.

Maybe you're one of those women who go straight to the photos before deciding to read anything about a person, in which case I am attractive enough physically to warrant further investigation. I suppose that's flattering, but it's also shallow.

On the other hand, you could be the exact opposite, having a go at my description to see if my personality merits your approval, in which case you may be offended by the above insinuation that any woman is superficial enough to view the photos before reading the intro and have already left in a huff. There go the feminists.

Maybe you're having trouble understanding big words and think that I am being incorrigible by pointing out your lack of comprehension of the English language. Farewell, text-only abbreviation enthusiasts.

Perhaps you have been subconsciously scanning my paragraphs for grammatical errors. Have you found any yet?

Maybe you're angry with me for not telling you what my career is and you've decided I'm not worth your time because I don't make over $100,000 a year. Goodbye, gold-diggers and sugar-babies. You will not be missed.

Maybe you are smart, you can take a joke, you're financially independent, you love to laugh, you have self-respect as well as respect for others, and you know how to enjoy your life without destroying it with the same actions. That's the type of woman I like.

My point, perseverant one, is that you can't learn much about a person without meeting him or her. Words in a blurb and pictures on the screen can tell you only so much.
What I’m doing with my life
Paying attention to the beauty that can be found everywhere you look.
I’m really good at
Not ending sentences with prepositions.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not really sure. If you meet me, tell me, and I'll write it here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've been to a lot of different countries and I like all the diversity. Variety is the spice of life. If you would like a list of my favorite stuff, send a message. I don't bite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to stop the NSA from reading our thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working until midnight or so. Night-shift guys like myself don't get out much during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've answered over 1500 questions on here. I enjoy pondering the reasons behind peoples' answers to them, but even more I like the psychology inherent in WHY the question was asked, and by whom.

What's interesting is that the system still says my "highest possible match" is 99.9%. Who the hell is that woman?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're a woman who's not afraid to make a move and message a guy first, even if it's just to say "Hi, I'm in your area."