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Kalifornicator

39 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:12am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Technophile/nomad/free spirit here. Looking for open minded, outgoing, and creative people to trade crazy stories, share wild adventures, and commit heinous acts of debauchery.

I'm poly and in a committed open relationship with the wonderful and lovely DelphianFate. You must accept and respect that. I generally prefer poly experienced people but don't mind educating the occasional newbie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying every single moment of it while it lasts. I live for experiences, not possessions. Love to travel, love new experiences, love the sensual (tastes, touches, sounds, visuals, etc). I need progression, the only thing I can't handle is monotony. Like to set goals and see them accomplished. Love to learn, and generally appreciate people who feel the same way.

Oh, and I love my job. I'm a video game designer. You know you're in the right place when you're surrounded buy like-minded people, and my coworkers are some of the most awesome freaks around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting a smile on your face (provided you can handle a bit of crude, sometimes dry, often dark humor).

Generating smart-ass comments to just about any subject. Some would call it bullshitting, but I've elevated it to an art form that calls for a change of nomenclature. Also, I like to use three-syllable words every chance I get. Onomatopoeia. Vivisection. Monosodium Glutamate. Mmmm....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At first: Blue eyes. Long hair. Cute smile.

Eventually: Southern manners. Mellow disposition. Unconventional outlook on life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Neil Gaiman, Ernest Cline, Robert Heinlein (love Stranger in a Strange Land), Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, Frank Herbert (Dune series), Age of Spiritual Machines, William Gibson (Neuromancer), Neil Stephenson (Snow Crash, Diamond Age), George Orwell (Animal Farm, 1984), Aldous Huxley (Brave New World), Douglas Adams (if you don't know, I'm not telling you), the classics, lots of nonfiction.

Movies: Terry Gilliam movies, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Paul Verhoeven. Also love indies like Pi, Brick, Man Bites Dog, Reservoir Dogs. City of Lost Children, Dark City, Amelie, Delicatessen. Also Anime like Appleseed, Ghost in the Shell, Fist of the North Star, Vampire Hunter D, crap... the list goes on. I give up.

Music: Industrial/EBM/Darkwave, Downtempo/Trip Hop/Jungle/DnB, Rock/Punk/Ska, Funk/Groove/Jam, Freakbeat/Nerdcore/IDM, Classical, hell - even some country music (nothing twangy or "young"). Favorite bands include Ween, Faith No More, Frontline Assembly, Ministry, Primus, Mastodon, Mudvayne, Gwar, Pink Floyd, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Ashes Divide, Covenant, anything Dan the Automator touches, Deltron, MC 900 Ft Jesus, the Dead Milkmen, Bassnectar, ah crap... this could take a while....,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) great friends
2) great sex
3) a career that I love
4) my freedom
5) new experiences
6) the courage to follow my dreams
7) my prankster mentality of breaking any rules put in front of me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stuff. Really deep stuff. You should ask me about all the deep stuff I'm thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical Friday does not exist. If typical Friday tries to exist, we destroy it. There is no typical Friday. This is heresy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I have an alter ego. And i'm schizo. And so is he.

I don't remember writing that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- if "poly", "open", kinky", "techy", "geek", "nerd", "freak", "mutant" or "edgy" are positive terms in your lexicon. and you know what the word "lexicon" means. If you're kinky and have a FL profile you can find me there as well.

- if you're cool with hanging out a couple times a month, usually weekday evenings, the occasional weekend day. I work weekdays in SOMA and spend most weekends with my lovely lady. Not a lot of time to give, but I make the most out of every second.