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25 Portland, OR Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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My name is Kalli. I'm on the sarcastic side. If you can't take a little teasing, you wont like me (hopefully you're able to tease me back.)

I have a few ridiculous catch phrases. If you get to know me I guarantee you'll pick them up. Everyone does.

If you've seen the YouTube video "Old Gregg" and didn't laugh, we wont get along.

I'm looking for someone well balanced:
Funny, but knows when to be serious.
Fun, but responsible.
Has ambitions, but wont give up the things they love to get their goals.

I also really like tall guys (the taller the better). I know it makes no sense because I'm super short, but I can't help what I find appealing...That being said if you're shorter than about 5'10 I probably wont be interested...Sorry :(

I'm not trying to jump into a relationship, but if the right person finds me, I'm not opposed to that developing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time to pay the bills and also run my own cupcake company. As of now, I run it out of my house, but I plan to open a location in the next few years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You'll just have to find out ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes?
Or my smile? ...I do that a lot. Sometimes so much my cheeks start to hurt and I have to stop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like a little bit of everything. Typically depends on my mood. Here are a few:

Jack Johnson,
Death Cab,
John Mayer,
Asteroids Galaxy Tour,
The Fratellis,
The Hush Sound,
Mumford and Sons,
Vampire Weekend,
Girl talk,
and Lady Gaga (I know, I know. It's a guilty pleasure)

I also have a weakness for awful rap music (think Tyga.)
My latest obsession is S.A.G.E. as I like to call him.

I think Taylor Swift is what's wrong with the world.

Once again, I like a lot, just depends on my mood. Here are a few

Across the Universe,
Office Space,
Death at a Funeral (British version...If you like the 2010 version you should probably crawl under a rock),
The Fox and the Hound (favorite Disney movie...),
The Breakfast Club,
and Taken

TV Shows:
It's Always Sunny,
How I Met Your Mother,
Arrested Development,
Parks and Rec,
The League,
The Mindy Project,
Breaking Bad,
Mad Men,
The Walking Dead,
and Burn Notice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm buying a plane ticket to next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No Friday is typical :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I become even close to intoxicated in a karaoke bar I wind up singing the Ghostbusters theme song.
You should message me if
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So this is going to make me sound like a terrible person, but I've been getting a lot of interest from people that I'd like to avoid.

You aren't a creep. (I know this is subjective, but just give it some thought...You probably know if you're a creepy bastard.)

You have something more interesting to say than "Damn girl!" or "DTF?" because unfortunately, I am not won over that easily.

Your hair is an appropriate length for a man. (I'm the only one who should have the capability to put my hair in a ponytail.)

You don't have foot long dust bunnies hanging from your ceiling fan.

Your apartment/house doesn't look like a drug den.

You've looked at me and looked at yourself and honesty thought that I may be interested in you. (Sorry guys, attraction is necessary.)

You don't consider yourself "FUNemployed."

You aren't going to stalk me if things don't work out. (Look, I know I'm a pretty big deal, but I had one of those once. Trying to avoid another.)

...If you've gotten this far and don't think I'm a heinous bitch (or maybe you do, and you just like it that way,) shoot me a message. I really am a nice girl (most of the time.) :)