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KalliErin

25 Portland, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Kalli. I'm on the sarcastic side. If you can't take a little teasing, you wont like me (hopefully you're able to tease me back.)

I have a few ridiculous catch phrases. If you get to know me I guarantee you'll pick them up. Everyone does.

If you've seen the YouTube video "Old Gregg" and didn't laugh, we wont get along.

I'm looking for someone well balanced:
Funny, but knows when to be serious.
Fun, but responsible.
Has ambitions, but wont give up the things they love to get their goals.

I also really like tall guys (the taller the better). I know it makes no sense because I'm super short, but I can't help what I find appealing...That being said if you're shorter than about 5'10 I probably wont be interested...Sorry :(

I'm not trying to jump into a relationship, but if the right person finds me, I'm not opposed to that developing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time to pay the bills and also run my own cupcake company. As of now, I run it out of my house, but I plan to open a location in the next few years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You'll just have to find out ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes?
Or my smile? ...I do that a lot. Sometimes so much my cheeks start to hurt and I have to stop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
I like a little bit of everything. Typically depends on my mood. Here are a few:

Jack Johnson,
Death Cab,
John Mayer,
Asteroids Galaxy Tour,
The Fratellis,
The Hush Sound,
Adele,
Mumford and Sons,
Vampire Weekend,
Girl talk,
and Lady Gaga (I know, I know. It's a guilty pleasure)

I also have a weakness for awful rap music (think Tyga.)
My latest obsession is S.A.G.E. as I like to call him.

I think Taylor Swift is what's wrong with the world.

Movies:
Once again, I like a lot, just depends on my mood. Here are a few

Across the Universe,
Office Space,
Death at a Funeral (British version...If you like the 2010 version you should probably crawl under a rock),
The Fox and the Hound (favorite Disney movie...),
The Breakfast Club,
and Taken

TV Shows:
It's Always Sunny,
How I Met Your Mother,
Arrested Development,
Parks and Rec,
The League,
The Mindy Project,
Breaking Bad,
Mad Men,
The Walking Dead,
Suits,
and Burn Notice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm buying a plane ticket to next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No Friday is typical :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I become even close to intoxicated in a karaoke bar I wind up singing the Ghostbusters theme song.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
So this is going to make me sound like a terrible person, but I've been getting a lot of interest from people that I'd like to avoid.

You aren't a creep. (I know this is subjective, but just give it some thought...You probably know if you're a creepy bastard.)

You have something more interesting to say than "Damn girl!" or "DTF?" because unfortunately, I am not won over that easily.

Your hair is an appropriate length for a man. (I'm the only one who should have the capability to put my hair in a ponytail.)

You don't have foot long dust bunnies hanging from your ceiling fan.

Your apartment/house doesn't look like a drug den.

You've looked at me and looked at yourself and honesty thought that I may be interested in you. (Sorry guys, attraction is necessary.)

You don't consider yourself "FUNemployed."

You aren't going to stalk me if things don't work out. (Look, I know I'm a pretty big deal, but I had one of those once. Trying to avoid another.)

...If you've gotten this far and don't think I'm a heinous bitch (or maybe you do, and you just like it that way,) shoot me a message. I really am a nice girl (most of the time.) :)