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KalorusChaos

29 Cardiff, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm me. I am. I hope I am. I hope I hope. I know I am but I don't know for certain that the am that I am has the ability to truly comprehend whether I am, what I am, how I am and what precisely it means to be "am".

I absolutely love computer games, and i hope to join the industry as a reviewer and/or writer. I enjoy most genres but have a particular soft spot for classic point and click adventures.

I'm also a fan of tabletop roleplaying games such as the White Wolf systems, AD&D and pretty much anything else I can get my grubby hands on.

I love to read, especially the works of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. I also read graphic novels and comics and especially love Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis and the work of Alan Moore. In terms of DC versus Marvel I tend to lean towards Marvel, but both have excellent titles and ones that are, of course, utter crap. I'm also rather addicted to the webcomic Homestuck.

In a story from any form of media I tend to greatly enjoy one with a distinctive setting. There are so many genres and sub-genres that there's plenty to pick from... and when it feels like we're running out we can just splice two together to create something not-quite-new! Alternate History always grabs my attention along with the obvious Sci-Fi, Fantasy and Horror (often with the word "Comic" properly welded to the front of their name) and their extended fantastical family tree including, but not limited to: Hard Sci-Fi, Soft Sci-Fi, Non-Newtonian Fluidic Sci-Fi, Post-Apocalyptic, Superheroic, Space Opera, Cyberpunk, Steampunk, Dieselpunk, Sparkpunk, Clockpunk, Biopunk, Stonepunk, Necropunk, Gothic-Punk, Lovecraftian, Gothic-Horror, Survival Horror, Weird-West, Fairytales, High Fantasy, Low Fantasy, Yo-Yo Fantasy, Urban Fantasy and, to summarise; general speculative fiction.

...I may have made a few of those up.

I am organic, mammalian, and bipedal
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempted Writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing... jack of all trades, master of none. I enjoy writing.
I think I may be good at rambling on, especially about unrealistic, surreal scenarios... like me actually getting a job I enjoy!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not sure. I'm not in their heads.
Possibly my long hair.
If the observer is drunk then there's occasionally some ambiguity in their eyes concerning my gender.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All these lists are mercurial.

Books: Good Omens, the Discworld series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Transmetropolitan, Alice in Wonderland, Cat's Cradle

Movies: Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Versus, Beetlejuice, Gremlins 2, Tremors, Critters, Scrooged, Hot Fuzz

Shows: Black Books, IT Crowd, Hyperdrive, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Jam. Rick and Morty, Archer, Venture Bros, Drawn Together, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, 10th Kingdom, Fringe, Farscape, Stargate SG-1 & Universe, Dexter, Martian Successor Nadesico, Excel Saga, Baccano.

Music: Homestuck's various musicians, Videogame Music, Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Reel Big Fish, Black Mages, Cardigans, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Food: Steak. Rare.

and though it wasn't on the list my favourite videogames include: Longest Journey, Toonstruck, Monkey Island, Grim Fandango, Sam and Max and pretty much all similar adventure games, especially Telltales episodic revival of the genre. Dungeon Keeper, Fallout, Bioshock, Smash Bros, Vampire Bloodlines, Guilty Gear, Deadly Premonition, Penumbra: Black Plague, Final Fantasy 7, Silent Hill 2, Ghostmaster, Eternal Darkness, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Mass Effect, Castle Crashers and Psychonauts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Mind
2) My Friends
3) Books
4) Humour
5) Passion
6) Gaming Equipment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creating Things and how absolutely awful whatever I'm currently trying to create is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing computer games, roleplaying, or at the pub playing card games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was younger I was a bit of a camwhore.
You should message me if
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You want to know me.