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KaluzaKlein

25 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live in Bushwick. I've arranged my life so I have a whole lot of free time to eat tacos, smoke bowls, hang out in bars, and never wake up before noon. It's pretty great.

I like myself, I'm happy with my life, and I'm usually in a good mood. I prefer to spend my time with people who fit that description as well.

I'm a big fan of brunch.

I really hate dancing.

I made this account with dating in mind, but I would also love some new platonic lady friends.

Liberals only.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professional dominatrix. I torture and humiliate men and they give me money. It's enjoyable. I have no plans to quit anytime soon, and zero interest in anyone who has a problem with that.

I also read a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sadism, eyeliner, finding good reading material.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
American Gods
Pretty much everything else by Neil Gaiman
Pretty much everything by Terry Pratchett, especially his Long Earth books
China Miéville (especially Kraken)
Diana Wynne Jones is a goddess
The Magicians series by Lev Grossman
The Secret History
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
Never Let Me Go
Lexicon
The Red Tree (because it was fucking terrifying)

Pan's Labyrinth
Death at a Funeral
Cabin in the Woods
Detention

Doctor Who
Game of Thrones
Hannibal
Luther
Kids in the Hall
A Bit of Fry & Laurie

Patrick Wolf
Joan Jett
The Talking Heads

Things that taste nice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Internet
Good stuff to read
Tasty food
Body pillows
Free time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum mechanics, kink, cookies, dinosaurs, social justice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking somewhere divey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I take my work home with me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Some/all of the below applies:

You wear really tight pants.

You like drinking in the sort of bars that aren't too noisy to facilitate good drunk conversation.

You live in Bushwick or don't mind coming out here. I dislike long commutes.

You're really hot.

You have great tattoos and you think I'd enjoy looking at them.

You don't feel the need to tell me about what a sexually dominant alpha male you are.

You are or have been a sex worker of some kind.