Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live in Bushwick. I've arranged my life so I have a whole lot of
free time to eat tacos, smoke bowls, hang out in bars, and never
wake up before noon. It's pretty great.
I like myself, I'm happy with my life, and I'm usually in a good
mood. I prefer to spend my time with people who fit that
description as well.
I'm a big fan of brunch.
I really hate dancing.
I made this account with dating in mind, but I would also love some
new platonic lady friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professional dominatrix. I torture and humiliate men and they give
me money. It's enjoyable. I have no plans to quit anytime soon, and
zero interest in anyone who has a problem with that.
I also read a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sadism, eyeliner, finding good reading material.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Pretty much everything else by Neil Gaiman
Pretty much everything by Terry Pratchett, especially his Long
China Miéville (especially Kraken)
Diana Wynne Jones is a goddess
The Magicians series by Lev Grossman
The Secret History
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
Never Let Me Go
The Red Tree (because it was fucking terrifying)
Death at a Funeral
Cabin in the Woods
Wicker Man (the original, not the remake)
Game of Thrones
Kids in the Hall
A Bit of Fry & Laurie
The Mighty Boosh
The Talking Heads
Things that taste nice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good stuff to read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum mechanics, kink, cookies, dinosaurs, social justice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking somewhere divey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I take my work home with me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Some/all of the below applies:
You wear really tight pants.
You like drinking in the sort of bars that aren't too noisy to
facilitate good drunk conversation.
You live in Bushwick or don't mind coming out here. I dislike long
You're really hot.
You have great tattoos and you think I'd enjoy looking at
You don't feel the need to tell me about what a sexually dominant
alpha male you are.
You are or have been a sex worker of some kind.
Who are you looking for?
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