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Kalynna

46 F Saint Petersburg, FL

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
**FYI: The phone app makes it look like I'm online even if I'm not!

I'm a very warm, patient, kind and loyal sort of person, at least I try very hard to be! I am picky when it comes to giving my heart to anyone, and need to feel an intellectual connection with the person I'm with. Please don't be offended if I don't reply. If I do reply, it's because I think we're likely to get along brilliantly and I couldn't resist.

I'm funny, nerdy, smart. INFP. Easy to get along with. I smell nice. I'm creative, generally quite sweet and usually pretty silly. I'd like someone to hang out with and laugh with... If that leads to being pulled in for a kiss at some point because you've noticed I'm all of a sudden really stammer-y and blushy, then so be it. I'm probably way too empathetic. Sometimes I like just sitting quietly in a museum. A dear friend once called me a walking dichotomy.

Ok, so, I like kissing, obviously. Provided everyone involved brushes and flosses regularly. Anyone with crappy dental hygiene or, in fact, is hygienically challenged in any way need not apply. Deadly serious about that. Sorry, but it's a HUGE turn off for me :( I'm a nice girl... Mostly. Resist the urge to send pics of your package! Resist!
*ahem* Right! I also have a bit of a dark, twisted sense of humor. You've been warned.
I think romantic relationships develop when and if they develop. I appreciate people who have a lot of enthusiasm for life and have made the decision to find things to be happy about every day. Divorced recently from my lawyer husband of 14 years, in my next relationship I am only looking for someone to make me happy. I don't care what anyone makes, though it does matter to me how intelligent and kind and emotionally stable someone is. I am a mom, and adore my kids. They come first, and I am protective and cautious about who I allow in their lives. The are fantastic company, though I'd love to have some interesting grown up people to go out with. :D I don't know many people in Tampa Bay and would like to re-build something of a social circle here.
I love being out, exploring new places, traveling. I've been to England and Belgium this year- both were fabulous and I plan on making Italy next! If you'd like to travel with me, huge plus!

Yes, I've been in OKC before a while back and deleted my old account, if you are thinking this happens to look familiar, it probably is.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm not actually sure, but I'm positive my mother can give you a summary, using lots of gesticulations.

Seriously, though, I'm working on a more advanced degree so I can better take care of my children, and I try to just be the best mother and kindest person that I can be.
I’m really good at
Making people smile and feel comfortable :) Trivial Pursuit, (once played an entire game with a table of law school students and they never got a turn!)
Clay pigeon shooting... Like, freaky good. Though I've only done it once...
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes, I'd have to say, with my affable, approachable demeanor and acerbic wit a close second ;-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
hmmm.. Books? Pretty much all of them. If your favorite book is Atlas Shrugged, though, I'm going to smile pleasantly while you talk and haul ass at the first lull in conversation because you are TERRIFYING.

I like John Irving, Neil Gaiman, Jane Austen, Douglas Adams. Most of what I read is non-fiction/history, and my life is so hectic I keep my novels light. Movies-Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Shawn of the Dead, Lion in Winter (It has the MOST awesome dialog) Anything Merchant-Ivory (I'm a girl, lol),Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog, The Other Guys... TV:Dr. Who, Just the most amazingly awesome show EVER, thank you... Daily Show, Colbert Report, Spaced, Firefly, House, Big Bang Theory. I really don't watch much TV, though. Except for Dr. Who. Did I mention I liked that show? Music- Clash, Glasvegas, Arctic Monkeys, Beck, Killers, Alkaline Trio, Frank Turner, Dresden Dolls, Fountains of Wayne, Elliot Smith, Ben Folds, Airborne Toxic Event,Elvis Costello, U2, Coldplay, Pogues, Death Cab for Cutie,Placebo,hellogoodbye... Also The Cure, Weezer, Vampire Weekend, Bloc Party, Green Day... yadda yadda yadda.

If you notice in my "favorites" the tendency toward light, cheerful things, it isn't that I'm superficial. Quite the opposite- darker things tend to affect me pretty profoundly so I don't indulge too often.

As far as food goes... Seafood, sushi, a really good steak, tapas ... the usual :)
The six things I could never do without
Well, aside from the basics expressed in Maslow's hierarchy of needs, I guess-
Love
Laughter
Friendship
hope
books
curiosity
my iphone xD
Here's some more, because I can also be an indecisive little ninny-
coffee, coffee, and more coffee... buzz buzz buzz...
intelligent conversation (or my brain atrophies and I start to drool)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I can train helper monkeys to do dishes.
On a typical Friday night I am
omg, is it Friday already??
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a recurring nightmare about slippery stairs that I just can't climb. Weird, I know.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd just like to chat, be a friend, or most importantly can make me laugh!
You think that I'm the most amazingly fetching nerd-milf you've ever seen. Yeah, I said it.
You didn't run immediately after reading "nerd-milf", lol
** my use of the term "milf" does not in any way imply I will sleep with you. Just sayin'. :D
You don't mind terribly that I'm pudgy. Please see pics, lol... I'm definitely cute and usually quite entertaining, but if you're a "looking for a thin, busty blond" kinda guy, I'm not that.
For all you terribly earnest and sincere guys out there, yes, I can be very serious and sensitive and introspective, too. Just hard for me to be that serious filling out an OKC profile. Seems a bit pretentious. Thank you for visiting!