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Kamonesis

39 Elwood, IN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerd, and I wear that hat proudly. (Because, you know, nerds do it better! Haha)

I love making people laugh and seem to do it quite often. I'm not a shy person, and am quite fine striking up conversations with random people. I try and bring shy people out of their shells that way. (Or make them run in fear, one of the two. lol)

I like foreign films, anime, vidjagames, karaoke, computers, yoga, walks, donut/coffeeshops, mid-afternoon siestas, podcasts, and all kinds of music: electronica/dance/dubstep, alt/college rock, top 40, some country, some rap, 90s alternative...

Hmmm... I have a huge movie collection. Almost 1600 I believe. "Michael Bolton is a major cinephile..."

I've visited most of the US and lived in Canada for a bit of time.

I would like to learn ballroom/swing dance.

I read [b]every[/b] profile I look at. Pics are nice, but I'd like to find out something about a person. That's what makes my decision on whether or not to message them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Quitting smoking, so occasionally a bit bitchy. lol

Going through a lot of tutorials for Manga Studio Debut 4 to publish a web comic. I never thought learning a piece of software could be so hard!

I work a "real job" because, you know, I've got to and all. I deal with law enforcement and ICE. (Yup, you guessed it! I'm Batman!) It's not a bad gig. (Other than the fact I'm actually not Batman.)
I also have a website where I sell video games which brings in money as well. I enjoy doing that. Before the economy tanked that was all I did. Now it's not a feasible option. Working for yourself is much more satisfying though.

A guy once told me something funny yet insighful... He said, "Someone told me a long time ago that the only type of degree worth getting is one that is the name of a job, like "Teacher" or "Computer Programmer," or Architect." "Liberal Arts" is not the name of a job."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating while driving
Taking horrible selfies
Overuse of ellipses... and parentheses (I know what you were thinking there)
Computers/IT
Not winning the lottery
Great with the random trivia.
Singing
Feeding cats
Not a half bad cook
Electronic things
Video games (and cursing at them when I die!)
Poetry
Losing things (I don't know which things though, since I can never seem to find them. Ha)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ok, so I'm torn between the obvious answer of, "That I'm awesomesauce!" and the whole, "Well, if they're the kind of person I'd hope to meet, I'll bet they'll notice that I'm standing right in front of them!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm going to try and clean this up a bit...

Books:
The Catcher in the Rye
On The Road
The Art of War
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Jarhead
Social theory
He Died With A Felafel in His Hand
Don't Tell Mom I Work the Rigs, She Thinks I'm A Piano Player In A Whorehouse
Battle Royale

Film:
Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
L'auberge espagnole
Les poupées russes
L'ultimo bacio
La Finestra di Fronte
8 1/2
La Dolce Vita
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
David Lynch
Woody Allen
Oliver Stone
Kurosawa
Beat Takeshi
The Room ("I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi Mark.")
The Rocky films
(most) Marvel comic films
Ocean's 11-13
Many 80s-90s movies

Anime:
Urusei Yatsura
Macross
Bubblegum Crisis/Crash
AD Police
Oh! My Goddess
Studio Ghibli
Akira
Ghost in the Shell
Wings of Honneamise
School Rumble
Cowboy Bebop
Most anything before like 2000, really

Television:
Twin Peaks
Gotham
Futurama (before the reboot)
Titus
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law
Sealab
Phineas and Ferb
Workaholics
Degrassi: TNG
Doctor Who, though the older Doctors

Music:
Nirvana
Ben Folds
Bob Dylan
Sting
R.E.M.
Rage Against the Machine
The Beatles
Bruce Springsteen
Chris Isaak
Taylor Swift (don't hate!)
Binärpilot http://binaerpilot.no
Leonard Cohen
Warren Zevon
Offspring
Daft Punk
Michael Jackson
Motorhead
Dashboard Confessional
Juliana Theory
Scissor Sisters

Foodwise, I'm up for anything. I do enjoy making some Spaghettini and Checca Sauce. Mmmmm...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Since I'd probably put down the same things as most people, (friends/family, my pets...et cetera) I'm going to just say the 6 things I can do without: (Bet you weren't expecting that, were ya!!)

Slow drivers... "I wanna go fast!" - Ricky Bobby
People who @$(* curse around children
Cleaning litter boxes
Headaches
Cheaters
Birthdays (Can it be just another day??)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future... as it's the only thing we've got to look forward to. ;-)
(Remember folks, any day above ground is a good day!)

Traveling. My time living in Canada, and the 40 or so states I've visited. Finding the time to get back to them all. Why I always find it necessary to pick up cheap Willie Nelson CDs at truck stops during cross country road trips.

Why my kitty "chirps" instead of "meows."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work until 11pm during the week, so after I'm either out singing karaoke, or on my way home to a night of deep relaxation. (A euphemism for ice cream and movies for those of you who were wondering.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book and don't mind talking about most anything, since open communication is the only way to have something truly rewarding... But I suppose if someone wants to know something then they'll ask me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're someone who may be interested in going to learn big band/swing dance, tai chi or some other interesting activity. Having a partner wouldn't be half bad.

If you feel we have some things in common and would have some good conversations that would lead to a friendship, perhaps one day to something more. I'd much prefer to just be friends first and just see what develops. There's no reason to jump headfirst into something. That's how necks get broken.

In the end I'm concerned with a long term scenario. Presently however, I'd prefer to have someone who's interested in just becoming friends to go for lunch, an occasional movie or day out and see what may happen from there.

Also, a big plus if you love Urusei Yatsura as much as I do.