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25 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–35
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My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Used up
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently in the process of developing an easy to use and energy efficient time machine. Progress is slow and I'm a little worried because I have yet to be visited by my future self.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing the right thing the wrong way. Sleeping and eating... Honestly I should probably be over weight.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Trick question. How the hell would I know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Clockwork orange, baked, choke...

Games: COD, elder scrolls, Minecraft, bad company, rainbow six Vegas, fallout, sunset riders, comic zone....

TV: the wire, californication, rescue me, daughter of the devil, frisky dingo, 30 rock, workaholics....

Movies: Denzel Washington, Bruce Willis, the coen brothers, time crime, seven psychopaths, never ending story, American psycho, American pie series, American beauty, American werewolf in Paris , both heavy metals, devils advocate, southland tales... What's that one movie where Kevin Spacey is an alien?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about instead I do the six things I want that don't exist? Sounds good to me.
1. Voodoo dolls
2. A device that records my dreams
3. A magic carpet
4. Love potion #69
5. A never ending blunt
6. Something else that I haven't thought of yet... Pixie dust maybe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I often try and figure out shortcuts to nirvana and enlightenment, but I haven't found any yet. Also, the perfect burger. I occasionally consider who I'd have to bribe to get a weed flavored soda made. Come on Pepsi, get your heads outta your asses and get in the game. And finally I'd really like to know if my dog really loves me or if he's just putting up with my shit cause he has to. Look at him laying there. Probably thinking of other people he'd rather be playing fetch with. What a slut.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rescuing blind kittens from burning buildings in third world countries then finding them good homes to live in. Sometimes I volunteer at the shelter for fallen angels. I go around town doing good deeds trying help the forsaken children of the almighty earn their wings back.
You should message me if
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You would like to know the secrets to the universe and life everlasting