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KansasWright

26 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently in the process of developing an easy to use and energy efficient time machine. Progress is slow and I'm a little worried because I have yet to be visited by my future self.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastination and self deprecation. Fornication and oral reciprocation. Justification of my rationalizations. And I'm wicked good at beer pong.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Trick question. How the hell would I know?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about instead I do the six things I want that don't exist? Sounds good to me.
1. Voodoo dolls
2. A device that records my dreams
3. A magic carpet
4. Love potion #69
5. A never ending blunt
6. Something else that I haven't thought of yet... Pixie dust maybe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I often try and figure out shortcuts to nirvana and enlightenment, but I haven't found any yet. Also, the perfect burger. I occasionally consider who I'd have to bribe to get a weed flavored soda made. Come on Pepsi, get your heads outta your asses and get in the game. And finally I'd really like to know if my dog really loves me or if he's just putting up with my shit cause he has to. Look at him laying there. Probably thinking of other people he'd rather be playing fetch with. What a slut.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rescuing blind kittens from burning buildings in third world countries then finding them good homes to live in. Sometimes I volunteer at the shelter for fallen angels. I go around town doing good deeds trying help the forsaken children of the almighty earn their wings back.
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