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KaptainPanzer

23 Edmonton, Alberta, CA Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Greetings lovely Woman/Man/Whomever,
You have, for some reason or another, decided to check out my profile. I pity you, such a choice is unwise for the feint of heart. You've possibly heard stories about me from the local peasants in the village: That I use the collarbones of children for clothes hangers or devour kittens by whole. Whatever you've heard, it's not true: I quite like cats, and I eat the children instead.

I come from the distant and uncultured north in order to find out more about the world.

A living, breathing INFP.
http://www.personalitypage.com/INFP.html

I have two rules in life:
1) Be kind to people and be open to them. Learn them and understand they live a completely different life than you can even comprehend. [Don't be an asshole]
2) Allow yourself to be yourself. [Be cool]

My tastes are odd, I typically like bizarre music, strange or horror movies, spooky themes, alternative hairstyles and nice clothing. I enjoy video games, soft drugs, healthy living, art and great conversation. Like most people, my interests include a wide range of topics that this profile alone won't cover, feel free to ask me questions about them

Typically I can also be described as humorous, kind-hearted, open, affectionate, stubborn, idealistic and understanding. Self improvement and empathy hold a heavy value in my principles and I seek meaningful relationships in every aspect of my life. I reserve judgement and often wonder what it's like to be the people around me.

I love observing the creativity and heart that many people can express, and how they go achieving their goals, and am envious of a person who can physically manifest a unique creation that they conceived from their minds.

I have a heavy interest in the "weird" and decorate my home with skulls, animal print, lasers and statues of eastern gods [oh and a cyborg elk].

I may or may not be a Wizard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
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"Sometimes I would like to do something in my life. Sometimes I also want to just lay down in the forest and let the moss grow over me, so where does that leave us?"
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Touching a synthesizer, learning how to make different various beep-boop noises.

Learning new words.

Living each day, content with a roof over my head and food to eat. As long as I can live and learn, I am happy.

Exploring what it means to be a living organic being placed in this very strange existence. Seriously this shit weirds me the fuck out.

I clean when I need to be in a better mood.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Removing expectation and being open to what life tosses at me.
Head Massages.
Video Games.
Mediation.
Arranging things nicely.
Improvisation.
Empathy.
Building cyborg elks?
Affection.
Dark humor.
Being a smartass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Long coat
Golden mohawk
9 Piercings in my face
My odd mannerisms and way with words.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
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Shpongle, Sidewalks and Skeletons, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Perturbator, Gogol Bordello, The Cars, Com Truise, LongWalkShortDock, Franz Ferdinand, Enigma, Lord of the Dance, Eminem, Chemical Brothers, Mediengruppe Telekommander, and a ton of weird shit I won't mention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMjCxV7u8OA

Movies:
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Dark, Horror, Humorous, Creative and thought provoking typically is my sort of thing.

For books, I am typically a fan of Terry Pratchett but honestly don't read (books) often. Most reading is done on the computer and is typically Wikipedia or a dictionary.

I very rarely watch tv and never finish a series that's more than 2 seasons long. My favorites would include:
Six Feet Under, Danger 5, Sherlock, Rick and Morty, and Misfits.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
No living creature chose to exist, nor what form they would exist as. This realization has made it easier for me to connect to life.

Cognitive awareness.

Sonder n.
The realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own- populated by their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness- an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you never know existed, in which you might only appear once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window of dusk.

When's the last time I set foot on something not made by or placed by man?
You should message me if
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- The universe around you amazes you and at the same time weirds you out.
- You like strange, unusual music and would like to exhange songs.
- You like nice hair and strange fashion, allowing yourself to experiment with your look.
- You want to make art together.
- You just want to.

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