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23 M Edmonton, Alberta, CA

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  • Ages 20–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
When drinking
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Greetings lovely Woman/Man/Whomever,
You have, for some reason or another, decided to check out my profile. I pity you, such a choice is unwise for the feint of heart. You've possibly heard stories about me from the local peasants in the village: That I use the collarbones of children for clothes hangers or devour kittens by whole. Whatever you've heard, it's not true: I quite like cats, and I eat the children instead.

I come from the distant and uncultured north in order to find out more about the world.

A living, breathing INFP.

I have two rules in life:
1) Be kind to people and be open to them. Learn them and understand they live a completely different life than you can even comprehend. [Don't be an asshole]
2) Allow yourself to be yourself. [Be cool]

My tastes are odd, I typically like electronica music, stylish movies, existential themes, alternative hairstyles and nice clothing. I have a heavy interest in the "weird" and decorate my home with skulls, animal print, lasers and statues of eastern gods.

I'm quite feminine at times and try to bring as much equality into my life as I can. I growl at gender roles and think they need to be obliterated.

I like crazy-colorful types, intellectuals, artists, comedians, existentialists and generally good people. I'm a bit of a homebody and do well with people who can spend an evening doing nothing in particular. This doesn't mean I don't enjoy adventures.

Treefrogs live with me, They're adorable and wonderful. I have a tattoo dedicated to the buggers.

One could say that I am an Empath, and I would agree.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Sometimes I would like to do something in my life. Sometimes I also want to just lay down in the forest and let the moss grow over me, so where does that leave us?"

Just got a new job! Woo!

Touching a synthesizer, learning how to make different various beep-boop noises.

Building a cyborg elk.
Sewing a flamboyant coat.

Establishing myself in Edmonton.

Living each day, content with a roof over my head and food to eat. As long as I can live and learn, I am happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Removing expectation and being open to what life tosses at me.
Head Massages.
Video Games.
Arranging things nicely.
Building cyborg elks?
The first things people usually notice about me
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- Absolutely fabulous and oddly connectable.
- "Would you enjoy a starburst?"
- Dark and crude sense of humor.
- The Golden mohawk.
- Longcoat?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shpongle, Sidewalks and Skeletons, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Perturbator, Gogol Bordello, The Cars, Com Truise, Delhi 2 Dublin, LongWalkShortDock, Franz Ferdinand, And One, Suicide Commando, Enigma...

Fifth Element, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dredd, Hobo with a Shotgun, Robocop, Martyrs, Starship Troopers, Dogtooth, Cabin in the Woods, John dies at the End, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dark City, Wristcutters, Altered States, The Thing...

For books, I am typically a fan of Terry Pratchett but honestly don't read (books) often. Most reading is done on the computer and is typically Wikipedia or a dictionary.

I very rarely watch tv and never finish a series that's more than 2 seasons long. My favorites would include:
Six Feet Under, Danger 5, Sherlock, Rick and Morty, and Misfits.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Thunderstorms ϟ
- Mountains ☁
- Skeletons ☠
- Atmospheric lighting ✺
- DOOM (1993) ®
- Moon Men ✰
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
No living creature chose to exist, nor what form they would exist as. This realization has made it easier for me to connect to life.

Cognitive awareness.

Sonder n.
The realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own- populated by their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness- an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you never know existed, in which you might only appear once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window of dusk.

When's the last time I set foot on something not made by or placed by man?

The lives and experiences of "The first people" and other origins of life. What is, was, and will be. Why are things what they are? What IS everything?
Isn't it weird that water falls from the sky?

Trees, I think a lot about trees.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- The universe around you amazes you and at the same time weirds you out.
- You like strange, unusual music and would like to exhange songs.
- You like nice hair and strange fashion, allowing yourself to experiment with your look.
- You want to make art together.
- Must have a love for dark aesthetics and fabulous ideas.

You would like to gaze upon the stars and talk about the universe, our personal experiences as living beings, how crazy the concept of living beings is, potentially some other weird shit and why you haven't passed the smoke yet.

You like being physically affectionate and could get used to constant head rubs.

You would like to give constructive criticism on my profile. I'd like to get better at this.