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KaptainPanzer

23 M Edmonton, Alberta, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Greetings lovely Woman/Man/Whomever,
You have, for some reason or another, decided to check out my profile. I pity you, such a choice is unwise for the feint of heart. You've possibly heard stories about me from the local peasants in the village: That I use the collarbones of children for clothes hangers or devour kittens by whole. Whatever you've heard, it's not true: I quite like cats, and I eat the children instead.

A living, breathing INFP.
http://www.personalitypage.com/INFP.html

I have two rules in life:
1) Be kind to people and be open to them. Learn them and understand they live a completely different life than you can even comprehend. [Don't be an asshole]
2) Be something memorable. Leave a impact. [Be cool]

My tastes are odd, I typically like electronica music, stylish movies, existential themes, alternative hairstyles and nice clothing. Philosophical conversation is my vice [or at least one of them] and I would enjoy more of it.

I'm quite feminine at times and try to bring as much equality into my life as I can.

I like crazy-colorful types, intellectuals, artists, comedians, existentialists and generally good people. I'm a bit of a homebody and do well with people who can spend an evening doing nothing in particular. This doesn't mean I don't enjoy adventures.

Treefrogs live with me, They're adorable and wonderful. I have a tattoo dedicated to the buggers.

All forms of living being have value to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
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"Sometimes I would like to do something in my life. Sometimes I also want to just lay down in the forest and let the moss grow over me, so where does that leave us?"
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Learning to become a Machinist.

I recently bought a Synthesizer and am learning how to make different various beep-boop noises.

Building a cyborg elk.
Sewing a flamboyant coat.

Establishing myself in Edmonton.

Living each day, content with a roof over my head and food to eat. Currently a lot of my mind set is in the here and now, and little thought is given in regards of my future. As long as I can live and learn, I am happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Removing expectation and being open to what life tosses at me.
Head Massages.
Video Games.
Mediation.
Arranging things nicely.
Improvisation.
Empathy.
Building cyborg elks?
Cuddling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- Absolutely fabulous and oddly connectable.
- "Would you enjoy a starburst?"
- Dark and crude sense of humor.
- The Golden mohawk.
- Longcoat?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
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Shpongle, Sidewalks and Skeletons, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Perturbator, Gogol Bordello, The Cars, Com Truise, Delhi 2 Dublin, LongWalkShortDock, Franz Ferdinand, And One, Suicide Commando, Enigma... Lots of electronica. I enjoy everything that is different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMjCxV7u8OA

Movies:
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Fifth Element, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dredd, Hobo with a Shotgun, Robocop, Martyrs, Starship Troopers, Dogtooth, Cabin in the Woods, John dies at the End.

For books, I am typically a fan of Terry Pratchett but honestly don't read (books) often. Most reading is done on the computer and is typically Wikipedia or a dictionary.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Thunderstorms ϟ
- Mountains ☁
- Skeletons ☠
- Atmospheric lighting ✺
- DOOM (1993) ®
- Moon Men ✰
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
No living creature chose to exist, nor what form they would exist as. This realization has made it easier for me to connect to life.

Sonder n.
The realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own- populated by their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness- an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you never know existed, in which you might only appear once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window of dusk.

When's the last time I set foot on something not made by or placed by man?

What other tattoos I would enjoy having etched into my body for life.

The lives and experiences of "The first people" and other origins of life. What is, was, and will be. Why are things what they are? What IS everything?
Isn't it weird that water falls from the sky?

Trees, I think a lot about trees.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On whyte ave giving out starbursts, talking to strangers and complimenting styles. Dancing.

Making art at home, playing videogames, trippin'.

Requiring but not receiving snuggles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am consistently changing
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You want to share music. [Send me your favorite artist]
- You want to play Pool/Chess/League of Legends/Games with someone.
- You would like to go get Tea/Coffee/Etc.
- You like nice hair and strange fashion.
- You want to make art together.
- You also love dark aesthetics and fabulous ideas

You would like to gaze upon the stars and talk about the universe, our personal experiences as living beings, how crazy the concept of living beings is, potentially some other weird shit and why you haven't passed the smoke yet.

You like being physically affectionate and could get used to constant head rubs.