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Karatas

34 Orange Park, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Mar 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Haha, thanks to Peculiar_entity for revamping my profile.

The only WAY, is to drink the sacred holy infant juice, direct! Says he! From youths marvelous fountain indeed! How I ingest the universal solution to mighty humanistic deviations from hive brain! Together we let rain upon the masses our digested product! Holy holy praise he!
Watch as we grow to superfluous proportions!
DISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMER! We use our super powers as god sees fit to see god as we, as we are god's seeing powers and we are god, ..dude.
Baby pee is richest and most fertile of nutritious supplements today tomorrow and thereafter! All who deny are HERETICS and hate love! says he! Baby pee for you and me! Infinite wealth, infinite knowledge, immortal body from baby potty!

A trifling particle of the whole of the GREAT WHOLE.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Striving to be worthy of becoming a particle, though a..

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Shlitdinger from Dicksareneat, PA reports:
I knew I had found the answers before even reading his profile. ..After reading just the "self-summary" section, people started calling to offer me their money, cars and children! Now I have my own baby delivery service! Just as I dreamed!

As you can clearly see, the results are solid my visiting meaty infectees, to drop your pants (or lift your skirt.. feminists be not left out!) for he is to ascend into higher conscious, infinite wealth and vast intelligence!

..independent one, of everything existing in the Great Universe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making mistakes. My magic penis grants wishes and gives eternal life! If you don't win the lottery within 103 minutes of my dick, you are stupid.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me. I have never asked.

I used to be ultra shy and very quiet and still can be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books and Authors - GI Gurdjieff, PD Ouspensky, JG Bennett, Maurice Nicoll, AR Orage, Rodney Collin, Jiddu Krishnamurti, Alan Watts, FM Alexander, Anthony Blake, Robert S. De Ropp, Kenneth Walker, The Philokalia, Jeanne De Salzmann, Various Scriptures of the World Religions, Nietszche, Hunter S. Thompson, Rumi, The Tibetan Book of the Dead, The Philokalia, Ram Dass, Thich Naht Hanh, John C. Lilly, Timothy Leary, The Book of Mormon, Carl Jung, Aldous Huxley, Joseph Campbell, U.G. Krishnamurti

Shows -
Adult Swim, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Off the Air, Squidbillies, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Daily Show, Closer To Truth, Vanguard Current TV, Palladia, NatGeo, Science Channel, Onion News Network, Children's Hospital, Eastbound and Down, Tosh.0, Delocated, Curb Your Enthusiasm, MSNBC, The Rachel Maddow Show, In Living Colour, Public Broadcasting, Globe Trekker, Ethics in America, Intelligence Squared

Music - King Crimson, Van Der Graaf Generator, Gentle Giant, Genesis, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Yes, Peter Hammill, Robert Fripp, Brian Eno, Soft Machine, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, John Lennon, George Harrison, Kayo Dot, Talking Heads, David Byrne, Diamanda Galas, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Thelonious Monk, Robert Johnson, JS Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Stravinsky, Mahavishnu Orchestra, John Mclaughlin, Pat Metheny, Robert Wyatt, Cheer-Accident, Judee Sill, Nick Drake, Jeff Buckley, Leonard Cohen, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Boredoms, John Zorn, Secret Chiefs, Dillenger Escape Plan, Bjork, Blonde Redhead, Sly and the Family Stone, Janis Joplin, Parliament/Funkadelic/George Clinton, Pantera, Meshuggah, Sepultura, Slayer, Anthrax, The Melvins, Flaming Lips, Tool, A Perfect Circle, NIN, Puscifer, Green Jelly, Rage Against The Machine, Alice In Chains, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, Kate Bush, Lamb of God, Voivod, Mastodon, Megadeth, Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath, Blind Melon, Marley, Cannibal Corpse, The Clash, Television, Deftones, The Doors, Foo Fighters, GNR, Gwar, Hatebreed, Hendrix, Maiden, Jane's Addiction, Zeppelin, Black Flag, Dead Can Dance, Queen, Queensryche, Soundgarden, STP, The Who, 311, Guitar Craft, World music, all kinds of rock, prog rock, noise, no wave, classical, jazz, metal, punk, folk, blues, pop, choral, electronic and so much more. I could easily make a list exceeding 700 musicians, bands and artists that I really love.

“Music is a language in which we can express our struggle with what it is to be a human being.” - RF

Food - Thai, Mexican, Italian, Vietnamese, Russian, Vegetarian, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-2-3 The Law of Expansion
2-1-3 The Law of Concentration
2-3-1 The Law of Identity
1-3-2 The Law of Interaction
3-1-2 The Law of Order
3-2-1 The Law of Freedom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to stop thinking. The mind is the slayer of the real.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Journeying through the Cosmos' through Astral Projection ... I dunno, I try to eschew the typical as much as possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I want to see it all, and eat it"
was as close to ethos as he came;
though he knew he couldn't beat it,
he never gave of himself anything less than best in the game.

I want to live in a way worthy of having these words etched into my tombstone.

Also, Non-Violence is my religion and "Do not kill another even when your own life is in danger" is my credo.

I am tolerant, diverse, open-minded and a bundle of contradictions.

Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh

Oh and I have a sweet tooth.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you wish. Fais ce que tu veux