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KarateNipples

25 Rostock, Germany Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Most people call me Christopher.
Maybe because that's my name.

I like:

- beautiful teeth
- Playstation more than Xbox
- doing all the stupid things at festivals I wouldn't dare otherwise
- Berlin
- skinny dipping while drunk
- singing songs while drunk
- eating pizza at 4am while drunk
- funny drunks
- nice asses
- my apartment
- snowboarding
- crappy old trash series (A-Team, Knight Rider, Mash)
- when everybody at a concert jumps at once
- when the sun wakes me up
- sunsets
- sunrises
- the sun
- but also very, very, bad, fat thunderstorms (of course only when I'm in a safe place)
- Vans more than chucks
- colorful cocktails
- waking up, looking at the clock, flipping out, jumping up, getting dressed and than remembering that it's saturday
- eating raw cake dough
- googling kinky stuff
- laughing
- horror movies
- sparkling, fresh, new snow
- jumping around, headbanging and playing air guitar
- drawing lots at shitty, cheap fairs
- how it smells at the gas station
- tattoos
- getting mail
- deep conversations at dusk on my back porch couch or alternatively in the kitchen with a burning fireplace
- digging my toes into the sand at the beach
- Atticus
- the color black
- having time for myself
- listening to Warhammer nerds philosophize about their hobby
- Mallorca
- full moons
- cows, turtles, sheep, dachshunds, cats, pigs, crocodiles, penguins, seals, rhinos, tigers, nice but stupid goats, rabbits, sharks, giraffes, whales, owls, kangaroos, hyenas, frogs, wolves and sea cucumbers
- absolutely clear nights with a brilliant starlit sky
- Liquor 43 with milk, whiskey with coke, beer, vodka with cherry and banana juice

I don't like:

- people who cannot shut up during a movie
- screaming kids
- ingratitude
- smelly, annoying idiot drunks
- pornobeards
- wine
- sand in the crack
- people who let themselves go (I mean what's wrong with showering once in a while?)
- lion tattoos on upper arms
- running barefoot through the house and spectacular banging my toe against an edge
- how the clothes stink the morning after a party
- Women who puke
- crumbs in the bed
- coffee
- dancing while sober
- poker nights (God, how boring. Same goes for Singstar - evenings)
- sparkling clothes
- having to stand in the train
- Ed Hardy, Billabong-idiots
- people who get their self esteem out of the car they drive/the - clothes they wear
- the stupid 3D-trend in theaters

As you may have noticed I'm not a native english speaker. So forgive my bad english. If you find any spelling mistakes you may keep them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Except blabbering about what I'm doing with my life (which is working at the Higher Regional Court in Rostock) I'd rather explain how I got this gloriously stupid and also kinda awesome username.

I remember it like it was yesterday, because it was yesterday.
I wanted to register on this site and the only thing that stood between me and my goal was my username.
All of the witty, clever thought out names I came up with were either too long or already taken.
So what did I do after countless attempts (accompanied by swearings and laughter) to finally get a valid username?

I put together the two words that would make the least sense and projecting the most absurd image in my head to create the most unique username of them all.

And guess what, it's starting to grow on me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, playing guitar, kissing, cursing, sleeping, stagediving, snowboarding and sleeping some more.

Also I'm surprisingly good at making jokes at the worst possible timing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
George Carlin, Richard Dawkins, Charles Bukowski, Terry Pratchett, George R. R. Martin,
Nichtlustig, Xkcd, Cyanide & Happiness, The Alphabet Of Manliness

Movies:
Quentin Tarantino movies, Monty Python movies, Boondock Saints, The Big Lebowski, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Animal Kingdom, Oldboy, A Bittersweet Life, Drive, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Grand Budapest Hotel, Corpse Bride, City of God, Berlin Calling, Enter the Void, Zombieland, Let the Right One In, Nosferatu, Requiem for a Dream, Lesbian Vampire Killers, Drag me to Hell, Hot Rod, Martyrs, Bronson, Dirty Sanchez, Ichi The Killer, A Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Leon the Professional, Dread, The Innkeepers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, (500) Days of Summer, The Nightmare Before Christmas, l'interieur, high tension, Dawn of the Dead, The Devil's Backbone, Gran Torino, Mary & Max, I saw the Devil, Crazy Stupid Love, In Bruges, Insidious, It's kind of a funny Story, La Haine, Orphan, The Evil Dead, The Omen, The Usual Suspects

Music:

Hardcore:
Stick to your Guns, Architects, Eskimo Callboy, Your Demise, We Butter The Bread With Butter, The Ghost Inside, The Devil Wears Prada, Comeback Kid ...

Rock/Punk/alternative:
Defeater, La Dispute, Royal Republic, Hot Water Music, The Dangerous Summer, Danko Jones, The Gaslight Anthem, The Kooks, Alkaline Trio, Rise Against, Walk the Moon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alexisonfire, 4Lyn, Kings of Leon, The Subways, Three Days Grace, Daughtry, Incubus, Blink-182, Box Car Racer, Angels & Airwaves, +44, Arcade Fire, Jimmy Eat World, Rammstein ...

Others:
Death Grips, Left Boy, The Drums, MGMT, XXYYXX, The XX, Dredge, Band of Horses, Bloc Party, Kele, The Black Keys, K.I.Z., The Prodigy, Radiohead, Deer Hunter, Casper, Marsimoto, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Oliver Koletzki, Kollektiv Turmstraße, Format:B, Pan-Pot ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. good music
2. the people who are important to me
3. pancakes
4. sarcasm
6. the number five
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can name all 151 Pokemons. (f*ck the other generations)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you took the time to read my profile despite my stupid sense of humor.

Of course you could always message me if you just want somebody to talk to (or you're just really really really horny).