President and CEO of Bad Boy City, USA
*NO FAKE BABES PLEASE. NOT TRYIN' TO HAVE NO IMAGINARY CARNAL
PASSIONS LIKE THAT NOTRE DAME CORNCOB.*
What I’m doing with my life
Currently just livin' the all freedom lifestyle and tryin' to rest
my bod before possibly goin' into production for Roadhouse 2013:
Pain Still Don't Hurt, starring my main man Guy Fieri and myself.
(If contractual circumstances $$$ come into place.) It's gonna be
so money. When you're constantly on the go, it's important to keep
it chillin' in between projects so that your health is off the
chain when it's time to get down to biz.
Of course, I still make time for plenty of 'shups so my pipes are
swoll to perfection.
*AGAIN, NO FAKE BABES NEED APPLY.*
I’m really good at
-Primo culinary expertise in the world of eateries as well as in
your home where I'm no stranger to bold flavors. -Bein' ready for
action if the heat gets hot and you need safety on the streets.
-Sharin' a soft caress in private at your request. -Fine grooming
skills; they're a very important part of my life, as well as is my
scent that lets you know I'm always on point. -Power Moves from
coast to coast, 24/7, 365, Open on Sundays.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my rockin' pony or 'rang. Not sure which one would be
first. Pretty tough call. Both are so chillin', you guys.
*I AIN'T TRYIN' TO GET DOWN WITH NO FAKE BABES.*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Penthouse and Penthouse Forum where I still have some
personal carnal literature pieces concerning a rendezvous with
Brenda awaiting publication. Also, Timehouse, a guy mag for the
modern gentleman who craves intelligent eroticism on the go or at
work, where I'm the President and CEO.
Flicks: Roadhouse, Rambo, Rambo II, Major League, Bad Boys II,
Cobra, Robocop, Van Halen 5150 Live Without A Net. There's too many
more to name, really. I'm a movie buff from way back. Gotta love
the classics. Also, Roadhouse 2013 (formerly 2012) of course.
Shows: Triple D, Tigers, Lions, Wings, ESPN programs featuring Erin
Andrews and Rachel Nichols. Guess I don't get to pick what's on the
tube much. Dave's always hoggin' it to watch some crap like Grey's
Anatomy. Such a load. It's MY Vizio. Sick of this. Might need a guy
Music: Had my own private DJ business as well as a private radio
station, WLZN, as part of Bad Boy City Entertainment where I was
the CEO, and comin' atcha live as The Captain. Both are still ready
to rock, but it's they're really not my main thing anymore due to
new business opportunities I'm pursuing. Also, I had some
promotional difficulties when my former co-worker, Ken, defaced one
of my flyers. I was pretty steamed. But to be fair, I had carnal
passions with his wife, so that kinda made us even. Guess Ken made
it erotic, guy on guy, and she found out, so his Oo-La-La wife was
achin' for a bad boy to come correct with mad swag.
Food: Just finished up a menu revamp for Guy's new NYC 'rant. Still
waitin' to hear back if we're gonna hook up, tag team style, on
that, or just Roadhouse 2013. Who knows?
*ONLY LOOKIN' FOR THE ONE ON ONE REAL FEEL. FAKE BABES PLEASE HIT
THE BRICKS, YOU GUYS.*
The six things I could never do without
2. Carnal Passions
4. Cold Ones
6. Chest Beefers (Wink. Ha! Sorry, just some guy humor. Tryin' to
keep things loose and conversational.)
*7. NOT FAKE BABES.*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...you, if we hook up and our passions are dialed in.
*ALSO; REAL, ALL NATURAL BABES. NO MADE UP CRAP.*
On a typical Friday night I am
...rockin' with the heat of a thousand suns. Or, might just be
chillin' the most. Either way, if you're the babe on my arm? Man,
it'll be a consensual one on one celebraish of adult
*AND, CRAVIN' A HUMAN BABE THAT IS NOT JUST FOR COMPUTER PASSIONS.*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not proud to say it, but Dave has alot of problems in the john.
Sometimes he wakes me up with his late night BMs. They're so loud
and rank. Think he might have some digestive problems. Not me. My
BMs are always on point.
*JUST TO BE CLEAR, NO FAKE BABES. IT'S NOT MY STYLE."
You should message me if
You want a one way ticket to Bad Boy City,USA, and lookin' for the
President and CEO to give you private and consensual tour.
*...AND, IF YOU'RE A WALKIN' TALKIN' BABE THAT WANTS TO GET HOT
& STEAMY IN A PERSONAL, ADULT, SITUAISH.*