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Karlallan

31 M Milan, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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This is the part where I wow you with how amazing, nice, sexy and rich I am right? And I totally could with words, but it's best if you figure it out for yourself as we get to know one another. So I'll give you a mixed bag of the fair warning stuff and the good stuff.

Home is the family farm. Mom and Dad are a quarter mile away with horse pastures and a barn between our houses. I live in the old farmhouse that Dad grew up in and have the Cape Cod to myself.

Mechanically inclined. To be any kind of a man you have to be able to do things with your hands. Building, repairing, modifying, whatever. The job that pays my utilities 8 months of the year requires me to be good with hands, so I am.

Smart, like crazy smart. Yes I am aware that the previous sentence didn't use the fancy words. I've been gifted with the ability to explain anything I know to anyone. If you're with me your brain works at a higher rate and you think outside the box more effectively and reach greater understanding of things that you are working on. I read and listen enough to be able to talk with just about anyone about whatever they like to talk about. This ability plus not being a criminal is what gives me the job that pays the utilities the other four months.

Passions. Horses, games, reading. (I'm a huge nerd, you'll have to take it with the rest of my sterling attributes). And when I say passions I mean the things that chew up my optional time and discretionary income. If we really hit it off you'll take priority over the games, and some of the reading, but the horses have you beat until I offer you a ring.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at things that need doing until the economy turns around and I can make more money doing things that aren't actually important in any way. Building clientelle for my business and paying down debt. And trying to improve my home a little bit every year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being patient? Letting things come to me? Holding down and moving mattresses(to a greater and lesser degree as the situation requires). I do a reasonable job of making people think that a tazmanian devil has passed through, given the correct stimuli. Being graceful(gracious, maybe? Hard to choose, could be both) about being hit on all the time.

Writing a lot of entertaining nonsense.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Honestly? When I'm with my friends, new people usually first notice that I assume that anyone new is an old friend and I treat them like the friends I came out with. (This is a big deal, I don't come with filters.) Which yields hilarious memorable results. And there will likely be an awkward moment for the new person, while everyone else is laughing or face palming or both. Unless they walk up behind me, then it's totally my posterior, or maybe how amazing my profile is against the foreground.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Legend, Last Defender of Camelot, Foundation. The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, anything by Robert E. Howard. The Wheel of Time series. Starship Troopers. The Old Man and the Sea. Song of Ice and Fire. Isle of the Dead. Currently on an Orson Scott Card kick. Stephen Donaldson too, which isn't as good, but doesn't suck.

Comics- Captain America, Preacher, The Boys. And Thanos

Movies- The Professional, Ghost Rider, Conan (the new one), Last Man Standing, Serenity, Shes all that, Highlander, Six String Samurai, Jay and Silent Bob, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, The Saint, Lonesome Dove, Shooter, Scott Pilgrim, Death Race, Smokey and the Bandit, Pacific Rim, Riddick

Music- Jim Croce, Dire Straits, David Lee Murphy, Brad Paisley, Meatloaf, Genesis,

Food- The three Cs cow, carbs, candy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clean Running Water, soap, A shmoo or two, jeans that fit, a horse that I like in the backyard, something to read.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I need to do differently to reach my goals.

How to fix mistakes. How I can address soundness issues with a horse while remaining within the customers budget.

Why am I scared of airplanes?

If everything goes to shit, what are the cheapest preparations I can make now that future me will appreciate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being boring because there's usually work at 7 am saturday morning. This is temporary, but will take another month or two to fix. Reading. Netflix.

I've been extremely boring on Friday nights in 2014 so far.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Math unjustly and inappropriately finds its way into far too much of my life. Beyond mere metrics. Yet everytime I realize that and try to change the way things are, the world goes to make a poet of me for a moment, then I start having to count things to get the sound right, and those filthy numbers intrude again.

I am very difficult to get to stand still long enough for pictures when there is a camera within my perception. Hence the reason that there are very few photos of me without some variety of suit on, even though I rarely wear a suit.
You should message me if
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