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Karma_Tornado

40 M Westminster, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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What can I say about me?...

I've lived in Colorado for a few years now and I love this place. I've lived in a few other states and have traveled a lot within the U.S. (still want to see the world!) and Colorado is easily my favorite. I still haven't found the ocean beaches here yet, but I keep looking.

I do all the typical Colorado stuff everyone lists on their profiles, except for rock climbing because I'm terrified of falling to my death. So, no hang gliding or skydiving either. I like to play a variety of sports but don't watch any, except maybe the superbowl, although I missed the last one (seems like I didn't miss much)... and I mean I missed watching the last superbowl, not playing in it. I would have joined the NFL but there's just not enough money in professional sports you know. I love swing dancing (though I'm still a novice) and used to go to the Mercury Cafe a lot, but I got tired of dancing with randoms all the time. I'd love to have a regular partner to learn all the fancy stuff with... maybe that's you? I exercise a lot. An hour a day typically (I'll skip one day a week though). And eat pretty healthy stuff most of the time. I try to limit drinking to weekends but I'm not always successful.

I'm an INFJ on the Myers-Briggs thingamajig. I'm introverted, but not shy really. I just like little groups instead of big ones. I have lots of funny stories and jokes locked in my head that I know I know but can never remember when someone says, "tell me a joke!" The only ones I remember are the terribly racist and sexist ones I heard from my friend when he was in a fraternity, which kind of sounds like a joke itself.

Ok, here's a joke I remember: A Buddhist goes to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

... There's more!...

The hot dog vendor gives him the hot dog, the Buddhist gives the vendor $20. He's standing there waiting and finally asks the vendor, "What about my change?" to which the vendor replies, "Change comes only from within."

I heard that joke from Christopher Hitchens.
What I’m doing with my life
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I wend to grad school to study social psychology, specifically interpersonal relationships - why people get together, stay together, break up - stuff like that (yeah I know it's kind of weird to study relationships and be on a dating site... irony can be so ironic).

But I abandoned the ivory tower and now I'm working as a statistician for a cooperative database company. Thrilling, right? But it's actually pretty interesting and I work with a really cool group of people so I like it there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really mediocre at lots of things. Golf. Tennis. Board games. Grilling food.

I'm pretty good at juggling. Seriously! I once juggled flaming torches in a homecoming parade. Beat that!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm not super tall... I'm 5'6" If you're looking for tall, dark, and handsome, you'll just have to settle for handsome. And dark too, if the lights are out.

I also have really blue eyes.

And I have a beard too in case you thought that was a creature on my face. But I'm so-so on the beard... I can take it or leave it. I grew it for an ex because she was into beards and just haven't located my razor yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot, but really slowly. It took me three years to read Atlas Shrugged (dumb philosophy but interesting story). Mostly I stick to sci-fi/fantasy but also read satire, history, and biographies.
I also read Dan Savage's Savage Love column and listen to his podcast all the time. That guy is an inspiration to anyone who wants a happy, satisfying, great-sex relationship!

I love to curl up with a partner and watch movies :)
Quotes from movies I love (know any?):
--"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
--"I'm shocked--SHOCKED--to find gambling going on in here!"
--"Say 'what' again! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamned time!"
--"What have the Romans ever done for us?!?"
--"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
--"This one goes to 11."
I don't have cable so just watch Netflix stuff a lot. Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Real Time with Bill Maher, Portlandia, Louis CK's show.

My music tastes change a lot. I rarely listen to rap or country though (except Johnny Cash, because who doesn't like Johnny Cash?). Right now I'm really liking Top 40's pop stuff like Kesha, and Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga... you know, stuff 13 year old girls like... you have a problem with that? WHATEV... *rolls eyes --> giggles --> sends illegible text to BFF*

I love going to new restaurants and I'm usually open minded about the cuisine (although I have to say, sushi is fine but way overrated). When I'm at home or work, I eat healthy stuff almost exclusively in order to keep my girlish figure. I love cheese but it is my nemesis.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lists...

I don't know if there's anything I could never do without, but here's some stuff I would really, really miss if they were gone (in no particular order):
1. Thunderstorms
2. A stiff drink on the weekends
3. Sunglasses
4. The entire sci-fi, fantasy, history, and biography sections of a nearby bookstore
5. Imagination
6. Autumn
6. Halloween
6. Cats. Mine in particular but I like all cats
6. Campfires, or bonfires. Or fireplaces. Something burning.
6. Running shoes AND sandals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
History. And politics. And society and human nature. And my life. And the future. Anything I forgot? I think about a lot of things a lot of the time. I probably think too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Glad the work week is over and a drink is in my hand.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't have children (vasectomy). I like kids and I'm happy to date someone who has kids though.
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