Let's cover some of the features we will find in my profile:
Interest tags. Throughout the profile you may see some instances of hypertext. It's is important to remember these items have been tagged as representation of things that I assume are of interest to others. Do not misconstrue them as having elevated significance to me.
Emoticons :) Some things make me happy. Some things make me sad. To help you tell the difference, I have attached a handy visual guide to my emotional response to various stimuli. No, this is not annoying. You're welcome.
To aid in your understanding of what my words really mean, I have devised a sophisticated coding system that may be employed while reading this profile. You may benefit from a careful study of my book, Karmikaze's Guide To Understanding Karmikaze. The section on Possible Interpretations Of Commonly Used Descriptors, which covers adjectives like "easy-going", "high-spirited" and "abnormally needy", is especially handy for those new to profile reading.
Remember, the rewards of successful profile reading are numerous*, so get in there and have fun!
*numerous = 2
Sooo...I have a sharp sense of humor, but I try not to be mean (with various levels of success). My brain moves about 100 mph and my mouth follows suit (for better or worse). I am passionate, fiercely loyal and highly distractable! I can usually find the humor in any situation (including this one) and am ridiculously easy to amuse. I look for the best and usually find it.
I smoke and drink and have tattoos (and will probably get more). I am an Army vet and served in Afghanistan and in case you're wondering, the 2 "luxury items" in my duffel bag were a french press and a Scrabble board. Just so you know where my priorities lie. :) I love going fast and and can be a little reckless and impulsive, but on the other hand I am fairly civilized and responsible. I am super curious and while I can be very focused, I LOVE distractions.