1, Everything on here is 100% honest. If we meet up I won't be 5'3'' and look nothing like my profile pics.
2. I have a shirtless picture when I was out fishing, not a selfie in the mirror of my bathroom.
3. I'm not on here looking for a fling/one night stand. I am looking for someone to enjoy life with and someone to come home to.
4. If I send you a message it's not me copy and pasting anything. It's a genuine message that I spent time writing to you based on your profile. I know you probably get a lot of shit messages, but at least respond and say you're not interested. Remember you're on a dating site too, no reason to be a stuck up bitch.
My name is Brian
Born and raised in Michigan.
Stouts and Porters are delicious. Atwater, Founders and Bells are the way to my heart... I mean liver... both?
Karaoke singer (after a few drinks).
Cartoon fan - Simpsons, Futurama, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time!
I want to learn how to play the Harmonica.
Sarcastic sense of humor
I have a Great Dane, he's 135lbs and likes to sit on your lap.
My family are nuts... we fit together well and I wouldn't trade them for the world.
I have a close group of neighbors who I hang with and are like family to me.
Evening bike rides in the summer are my way of staying fit.
DIY - I bought my first home and I like to take on projects. I recently tore down a wall and made it open concept with a breakfast bar and a custom pantry.
I attend Wheatland each year. It's a folk music festival and it's the happiest place on earth.
I travel roughly 2 weeks a month for my job. I love to travel and make friends wherever I go.