Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I rarely ever log in anymore and the profile is heavily outdated.
Read if you want, maybe have a chuckle, but I'm not maintaining
this now that I'm no longer single.
And no, I didn't meet her through OKC.
I am an oddity. I try to be classy, polite and a decent gentleman.
As to whether or not I achieve that, well, you decide.
I say "Open Sesame," or make Jedi-gestures to automatic doors. Try
it. It feels awesome.
I know two sentences in French, neither of which can be uttered in
I can't decide which I want more, a Lightsaber or a Sonic
Screwdriver. Though, I am convinced that if I had both I'd be
I named my fantasy baseball team "The Tralfamadorians"
I used OKC's best face app on my photos. It told me my best face is
the one picture that doesn't show my face.
--------> I've taken this to mean that I'm not very
Also, I don't like having my picture taken. This is why my photos
are all so old.
Here's where I invent my own category: Favorite
(no matter how contradictory)
"A smile and good manners will open many doors, but C-4 is a good
back-up." - Unknown
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." - Salvador Hardin
(fictional character) Foundation.
"At some point you'll have to accept that no one will ever
understand you and move on." - my sister
"Claiming someones marriage is against your religion is like being
mad because someone is eating a doughnut and you are on a diet" -
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Job hunting... This is why I'm rarely online.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making a fool of myself.
over-analyzing every situation.
formulating bad plans. (I have learned not to act on them)
getting myself into interesting situations.
--->usually when I dare to trust my plans.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No one can figure out my ethnicity by my skin tone. You have the
advantage of it being spelled out on the right sidebar, but more
than once I've had people walk up and speak to me in spanish. I
don't speak any spanish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Isaac Asimov, Neil Gaiman
, Piers Anthony, Kurt
Vonnegut, Joanne Rowling.
Movies: Rather than attempt to explain my preference, I'll just
give a list of flicks I rather like: (ordered as I think of
The Hunt for Red October
The Shawshank Redemption
Anything by Studio Ghibli (subtitled)
--> Although it is unacceptable in my generation, I do not like
The Big Lebowski, Will Ferrell, or the Harold and Kumar
Shows: The West Wing, Antiques Roadshow
, Doctor Who
, Top Gear
(UK), Stargate: Universe
Artists frequenting my eardrums:
Modest Mouse, Lindsey Stirling, Flogging Molly, The Dubliners,
Streetlight Manifesto, The Decemberists, Black Prairie, Mustard
Food: Beef with Potatoes. Chicken with rice. Those sorts of things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a body of water within walking distance
a theory or dilemma to ponder
a daydream to lose myself in
a spare pair of socks
a coil of rope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
and planning for situations and scenarios that will, in all likely
hood, never happen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When I was in Pittsfield, I spent my fridays at FNM, but now its a
bit unpredictable as I get used to a new city on the other end of
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still dream of being a super-hero, but I know I'd make a better
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you radiate a tangible aura of awesome.
If you need someone to play Ultimate Frisbee or MarioKart
you need help with accounting homework.
Though it should be obvious, if you can't manage to type a full
sentence, don't bother.
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