If I were any more laid back, I'd be dead. Or on the ground. I dunno. Anyways, I'm an odd guy who loves to take great liberties when I speak English, completely ignoring the rules of grammar and sentence structure, not because I'm uneducated, but mostly for my own amusement. Speaking of which, amusement and curiosity are two of my more prominent driving forces. When describing my fashion sense, "Thrift Store" comes to mind. I'm not terribly unfamiliar with needles, with both of my ears pierced twice, as well as my tongue. I have one tattoo (four leaf clover).

The best reason to do anything is because you can. I may or may not actually be a robot. I became an agnostic before it was cool.

I am confuzzling, superfluous, and smartest man ever

I'm former military (Air Force). Currently going to college to finish my history degree and become a teacher/historian. Sorta like Indiana Jones, but with fewer whips and Nazi's.

Random trivia, writing (not books, though I suppose I could if I maintained an interest long enough) and screwing with people.
If I have the barest understanding of a subject I can teach it. Something about the way I talk or act inspires understanding in others. Don't ask me, I don't know how it works.

It depends on the person. More conservative people tend to notice my piercings.
I also have the habit of taking off my shoes indoors and walking around in my socks, so that too.

I could name all of my favorite bands and authors, but I got lazy when it came to updating all that.
1. Favorite Online Comics- Something Positive /R.K. Milholland , Charby The Vampirate /Amelius , It's Walky, Shortpacked/ David Willis and countless others.
2. Favorite Fight Porn- Ong Bak, Legend of the Drunken Master
3. Favorite Season- Fall. Screw summer.
4. Favorite Burrito- Beef & Bean
5. Favorite Personal Quotes- "Take that everyone who's not me!" , "I'll burn that bridge when I come to it." , "I win, High Score: ASS" , "I don't wanna have to kill and eat you, but I will." , "You're just lucky I took the time to put on pants.", "You're drunk on power, gimme your keys."

Stuff...and things.

Jokes to say at wholly inappropriate times and how awesome it would be to have a tail.

Crying myself to sleep. Or eating cookies. I love cookies.
I'm definitely not a bar goer, between not being a drinker or a smoker and generally disliking things like dancing, I'm much more likely to find myself either at home or with friends. That being said, I love a good game of billiards. In fact, I actually lost my soul as a wager playing pool, I have yet to get it back.

I'm not really a private person. Generally if you ask me anything I'll answer it. But not my social security number and bank info. Fool me once shame on me.

You're interested in me, because frankly I hate chasing after girls. Unless you message me, I'm probably not going to bother.
Ah yes, and a few more things. If you are looking for a guy to shower you with attention, ignore me. I enjoy being around others, but I need time away from even those I love. Also don't bother if you want a relationship where I do all the work. I've known too many girls who expect me to do everything in the relationship; planning out every day spent together and never contribute a thing.
I just want an independent, smart girl.