Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I were any more laid back, I'd be dead
. Or on the ground. I dunno. Anyways,
I'm an odd guy who loves to take great liberties when I speak
English, completely ignoring the rules of grammar and sentence
structure, not because I'm uneducated, but mostly for my own
amusement. Speaking of which, amusement and curiosity are two of my
more prominent driving forces. When describing my fashion sense,
comes to mind. I'm not terribly unfamiliar with needles,
with both of my ears pierced twice, as well as my tongue. I have
one tattoo (four leaf clover).
The best reason to do anything is because you can. I may or may not
actually be a robot
I became an agnostic before it was cool.
I am confuzzling, superfluous, and smartest man ever
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm former military (Air Force). Currently going to college to
finish my history degree and become a teacher/historian. Sorta like
Indiana Jones, but with fewer whips and Nazi's.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random trivia, writing (not books, though I suppose I could if I
maintained an interest long enough) and screwing with people.
If I have the barest understanding of a subject I can teach it.
Something about the way I talk or act inspires understanding in
others. Don't ask me, I don't know how it works.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It depends on the person. More conservative people tend to notice
I also have the habit of taking off my shoes indoors and walking
around in my socks, so that too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I could name all of my favorite bands and authors, but I got
when it came to
updating all that.
1. Favorite Online Comics- Something Positive /R.K. Milholland ,
Charby The Vampirate /Amelius , It's Walky, Shortpacked/ David
Willis and countless others.
2. Favorite Fight Porn- Ong Bak, Legend of the Drunken Master
3. Favorite Season- Fall. Screw summer.
4. Favorite Burrito- Beef & Bean
5. Favorite Personal Quotes- "Take that everyone who's not me!" ,
"I'll burn that bridge when I come to it." , "I win, High Score:
ASS" , "I don't wanna have to kill and eat you, but I will." ,
"You're just lucky I took the time to put on pants.", "You're drunk
on power, gimme your keys."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes to say at wholly inappropriate times and how awesome it would
be to have a tail.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying myself to sleep. Or eating cookies
. I love cookies.
I'm definitely not a bar goer, between not being a drinker or a
smoker and generally disliking things like dancing, I'm much more
likely to find myself either at home or with friends. That being
said, I love a good game of billiards. In fact, I actually lost my
soul as a wager playing pool, I have yet to get it back.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not really a private person. Generally if you ask me anything
I'll answer it. But not my social security number and bank info.
Fool me once shame on me.
You should message me if
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You're interested in me, because frankly I hate chasing after
girls. Unless you message me, I'm probably not going to
Ah yes, and a few more things. If you are looking for a guy to
shower you with attention, ignore me. I enjoy being around others,
but I need time away from even those I love. Also don't bother if
you want a relationship where I do all the work. I've known too
many girls who expect me to do everything in the relationship;
planning out every day spent together and never contribute a
I just want an independent, smart girl.
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