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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:55pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
On a given day I am any combination of the following: ecstatic, pragmatic, esoteric, rational, intelligent, ridiculously goofy, geeky, awesome, driven, adorable, irrational, awesome, optimistic, intellectual, insane, discerning, awesome, worldly, humble, wildly imaginative, eager, overly opinionated, hilarious, artistic, confident…did I mention awesome?

I’m also all of the following to a fault: open, trustworthy, honest, generous, trusting, caring, empathetic

I tend to almost always put others before myself, which is apparently no longer a common occurrence in our "I me mine" society. This makes me sad. :(

One of my exes/close friends once told me that I have good taste and it shows. For some reason that’s just one of the best compliments I’ve ever received. I guess I pride myself on being picky without being a snob or overtly pretentious.

I am plain and yet so special, sweet and rude, so cool. Ooo oo oo oOoOo

Is it really that weird to be a really happy yet overly cynical person?!

Get to know me. You'll love me in no time, everyone always does.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I suppose I'm a bomb-ass pastry chef. Striving for that James Beard, ya know? (A lot of you don't know. It's an award. Like the Oscar of the culinary world.)

Figuring out how to become Mrs. DonGlover.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
[x]Baking (of all sorts XD)...obviously lol
[x]Cleaning up the streets of Gotham
[x]I'm a decent amateur film (NOT porn) maker
[x]Being the least awkward most awkward person ever
[x]Kicking everyone's ass at Mario Kart and never getting taking down in any edition of Scene It!
[x]Rapidly mashing buttons and thrashing joysticks in Mortal Kombat
[x]I'm sure my friends and I could win World Series of Pop Culture if it still existed
[x]Yelling random obscenities at strangers
[x]Talking to anyone...once I get past my initial awkward/shyness I love talking to interesting people from all walks of life. If you've got a cool story, I've got ears
[x]Blowing shit up and other hoodrat things with my friends
[x]World Travel: 6 outta 7 continents so far and I've been to more countries than states
[x]Being punny...wompwompwomppp

Most of my friends come to me when they have problems, so I guess being sage and wise beyond my years as well as being a good shoulder to cry on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hey! ::Points at face:: My eyes are up here!

"Her face, like the face of Malachi Constant, was a one-of-a-kind,
a surprising variation on a familiar theme--a variation that made
observers think, Yes--that would be another very nice way for
people to look.
What Beatrice had done with her face,
actually, was what any plain girl could do. She had overlaid it
with dignity, suffering, intelligence, and a piquant dash of
bitchiness." Please tell me you know where this is from. :3
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've decided this was too long, so we're gonna do some housecleaning with some top 5's:

[x]Bands/Musicians I can't live without:
1. Tim Kasher (UHH DUHHH) in his many incarnations (Cursive, The Good Life, Slowdown, solo), 2. Mountain Goats 3. Arcade Fire, 4. TV on the Radio, 5. Kendrick Lamar
[x]Bands/Musicians I could live without but would be depressed if they broke up/quit:
1. M. Ward, 2. Modest Mouse, 3. The Faint, 4. Childish Gambino, 5. Joyce Manor
[x]Band/Musicians I wish I could have been around during their heyday:
1. The Beatles 2. The Clash 3. Pavement 4. Fugazi 5. Godspeed You! Black Emperor
[x]Stand-Up Comics:
1. Patton Oswalt, 2. Donald Glover, 3. Kyle Kinane, 4. Jessica Williams, 5. Andy Kaufman (YES HE COUNTS FOR STAND-UP, THE MAN WAS (IS) A GENIUS!)
[x]Directors (Subsequently their movies):
1. Wes Anderson, 2. Christopher Nolan, 3. PT Anderson, 4. The Coen Brothers, 5. Spike Jonze
[x]Domestic TV Shows:
1. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 2. Anything with Jon Benjamin, 3.Silicon Valley, 4. Last Week Tonight, 5. King of the Hill (If you do not understand the subtleties that make this show amazing, you probably shouldn't bother messaging me.)
[x]Import TV Shows:
1. Trailer Park Boys, 2. That Mitchell and Webb Look, 3. MP's Flying Circus, 4. Kids in the Hall, 5. Sherlock
1. Hunter S. Thompson, 2. Kurt Vonnegut, 3. Douglas Adams, 4. William Shakespeare, 5. David Sedaris
1. Salvador Dali, 2. Ralph Steadman, 3. Banksy, 4. space Invader, 5. Antoni Gaudi
1. Mexican, 2. Cuban, 3. Chinese, 4. Thai, 5. Pub classics

Yea, I guess that didn't help much...oh well!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Relationships- be it my honey, family, friends, or lovers
2. My dog
3. Laughter-What a horrible place the world would be without it.
4. Artistic mediums of every variety
5. Tim Kasher
6. Probably an oven, no baking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
[x]Anything and everything. I love deep, philosophical conversations about life and the state of the world but I can also just laugh at a good fart joke...your mom.

[x]Tim Kasher
[x]Sex with Tim Kasher
[x]Space-Time Continuums/Teleportation/Other intelligent lifeforms somewhere out there/Where the fuck is my jet pack?!
[x]Whether my dog maybe actually understands(?) me sometimes
[x]How religion and overpopulation are going to kill us off far earlier than most people would like to believe

[x]Do I have really high standards or really low standards? Because I really only have one standard: All I want is a guy who loves Tim Kasher as much as I do. XD
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These no longer exist. Help?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If Brock Samson were a real person, I'd totally fuck him.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
[x]You're looking for that comfortable silence.
[x]You wanna bake with me! (Your choice as to the baking ;D )
[x]You can talk Saddle Creek...or really music in general. Fellow audiophiles are definitely preferred as all I want to do in life is follow around my favorite bands on tour.
[x]You wanna have a Criterion Collection marathon, Bond-a-thon, or you wanna watch Freaks and Geeks in it's entirety with me.
[x]You wanna go on a picnic and play frisbee.
[x]You wanna recite me Keats or Byron. ::swoooon::
[x]You wanna go on a random seriously, I'll go anywhere.
[x]You wanna write me love songs a la Paul Baribeau, Chris Clavin, and Matt Ward.
[x]You wanna sing karaoke with me **This will get you major points**
[x]You wanna show me awesome spots in the city that only you know about.
[x]You are not a robot. (literally or metaphorically)

If you already know who Tim Kasher is/already love him you should message me right now...RIGHT NOW!!