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28 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 21–28
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My Details

Last Online
Sep 13, 2014
Pacific Islander
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
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My self-summary
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See, I figure if I had a past life of any sort that brought me into a greater form of existence (assuming being human is superior to a baked good) then I imagine my last incarnation was as a really good fortune cookie.

All this really means is that I keep a robust life of introspection. I'm an introvert by nature, which means that when I do want to go out I'm no more socially awkward or a wallflower than your average extroverted life-of-the-party sorts. I'm the sort that likes being focused on small groups of individuals. Quantity was never my measure for a healthy social life.

What this has produced is a wild appreciation for writing and stories. If there are people around while I read I will show them something I find great. If I find a movie memorable, I will watch it again and again trying to find things I missed. I listen to music more for the lyrics than for the music itself. It's why on a given playlist you may find that Sarah McLachlan or Ani DiFranco comes right after Marilyn Manson and System of a Down.

I'm an eccentric person.

Likewise, though I will say I'm an emotionally intelligent person who tries to avoid being an ass, if necessity pushes me then my opinions will drop in sensitivity and tact.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well I'm very aware that I am living. Definitely living it. Oh, and I'm being ambitious. Definitely being ambitious.

What can I say? I go to school and I cook. I'm pretty good at both.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting people gifts. Staring off into space. Making soups. Sitting in comfortable ways. Making spaghetti and meatballs from scratch. Making a lot of things from leftovers. Using a debit card. Losing debit cards. Keeping track of numbers. Basic math. Spelling. Watching movies. Reading. Pessimism. Optimism. Expressing good moods. Expressing bad moods. Appreciating proper ventilation. Corporate mergers. Creating synergy. Adhering to a true "go-getter" attitude. Sticking to popular talking points.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They can't tell where I'm from but they really, really feel like I should be Japanese and sometimes Mexican. Very sometimes I am some kind of Mexican. Very sometimes indeed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Here's a sampling of more personality!

Books: The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Lesser Blessed, The Wretched of the Earth, Closing Time, Catch-22, The Butterfly Plague, Darkness at Noon, The Slaugtherhouse-Five, The Bluest Eye, Night, Notes From Underground, Deathless, The Myth of Sisyphus, The Agony of Power, Culture and Imperialism, Love is a Dog From Hell, The Society of the Spectacle, Simulation and Simulacra, Howl...

Writers: Christopher Hitchins, Chris Hedges, Hannah Arendt, Allen Ginsberg, Fyodor Dostoefsky, Max Stirner, Arundhati Roy, Rohinton Mistry, Toni Morrison, Michel Foucault, Antonio Gramsci, Elie Wiesel, e.e cummings, Frantz Fanon, Edward Said, Slavoj Zizek, Jean Baudrillard, Milan Kundera Soren Kierkegaard, Albert Camus, Eugene Ionesco, Don Domanski, Bertolt Brecht ...

Some Charles Bukowski...
"Segovia plays to me
so softly from the
radio, the daylight's going.
look here
the trip's been worth it,
while the jetliners go to New York and
Georgia and Texas
I sit surrounded by hymns that
nobody can ever take away
as the workers bend over
hot soup and cold

Music: The Velvet Underground, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, The Talking Heads, Joy Division, Rage Against the Machine, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Marilyn Manson, The Strokes, The White Stripes, The Kills, REM, Against Me!...

Some Wintersleep
"...I think it's coming and it comes so fast
I'm hearing whispers of an infinite yes
And I don't know why it is
I feel it coming, I think it's real and significant
I think I think I think a little too often
That's what my therapist said
We're alone in this wilderness
Left to choke on the pills and to feed on the viruses
I think it's coming and it comes so fast "

Movies: Factory Girl, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Beauty...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
Vitamin D
A book
Carbon particles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The funniest thing.
TED Talks.
Why are Zizek and Bukowski such a dirty old men?
How can we make Bawitdaba a canonical piece of Western music?
What does Wikipedia have on this?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Searching for zen in the absurd?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a fear of heights and porcelain dolls. This means that the worst thing imaginable in my life is sky-diving with fragile and pale children, dressed in Victorian clothes, with rosy cheeks.
You should message me if
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-you have a witty joke at hand
-feel like punching off a rant
- if you just feel like hanging out.