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Kat_vangoh

28 F Eau Claire, WI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
I like the smell of fresh cut grass!

wait, did i say like? i meant 'LOVE'!

By default, I am crazy because I have a vagina...

All jokes aside though , it'll be a pleasure meeting me.

*chin nod*

'Sup?
What I’m doing with my life
workin' and twerkin'.

And currently taking a poop.
I’m really good at
Making conversation. Crackin' jokes. Baking. Wipin' my own butt. Thinking creatively. Being semi odd! :) scraping the sides of the peanut butter jar until there's nuffin' left! samplin' chocolates. drawing naked fat ladies.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I'm like a giant dwarf. Midget? Little person? Vertically challenged person?

Secondly - I'm not always politically correct.

Thirdly - my irresistable, kissable lips! *muahs*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i'm a blind illiterate anorexic.

darn!

oops. i forgot 'deaf' too!

double darn!
The six things I could never do without
The numbers 1 through 6!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why men on Okcupid seem to have forgotten how to ask for my name.

I'm flattered to be called 'beautiful' or 'sexy' or 'hey you', BUT! i am MOST flattered when you actually care enough to want to know my name.

how can we move forward without being first properly introduced?

BAM!
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a party in my old granny night gown with my 18 cats and knitting needles. I know - I'm hip! I can get down!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrified of butterflies... it's no laughing matter.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are smart. funny. charming. witty. cultured. open-minded. dress well. have a nice smile. handsome! :)

Plus, you will watch my 6 kids while i go out to the club with my girlfriends.

And pay my bills.

And put my pussy on the pedestal!

Lol.joke.

(Serious quick side note - if you don't like what i have to say on my profile, please don't message me to tell me so. It'd be a waste of your time and mine...thanks in advance! )