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32 F Brighton, UK

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Yesterday – 9:55pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
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Doesn’t have kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I like all that fun stuff you like doing, we're really not all that different.

Apparently it says I reply selectively - I don't totally rate myself - it's because I get emails from people like this "alright babe wot u doin, want sum fun".

My life is pretty rad to be honest, so really I'm hoping to meet someone who can add to it, someone who can understand me. As naff as it sounds, I am looking for someone where it's just easy, it's just right, to find someone you could love is a rarity and a privilege.

If you send me a message that says more than just 'hey', I'll probably reply if you haven't written your email in txt talk or aren't posing looking into a mirror with your shirt off (wtf!?). That's not text talk.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making choices that make me happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving advice... apparently. Also saying things in a really straight up manner/cutting straight to the point shall we say... oh and i'm good at pretending I'm asleep when my cat is hassling me to play or just be fed :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Ridiculously big eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Cherry coke, Lazer pen races with my cat, curry with me pals, the crazy mouse ride on the pier, Kinder Chocolate, art, kawaii, writing reminders on my hand, Boho Gelato, Harry Potter, carbooting like a boss, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, my sky+ tv planner - series linking Curb Your Enthusiasm, Newsroom, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, Suits, The Good Wife, and like..Netflix is kinda my boyfriend. Music wise I like a bit of metaaaal, bit of grime, bit of country, bit of wub wub, a lot of RnB, bit of Rock, a lot of hip hop, bit of pop, bit of electro, bit of indie, bit of folk. As long as it's good - I'm down for ALL that.

FILMS - I bloody love films, I watch a lot of them, I always like recommendations off people so if you've seen something that's worth a watch let me know, I'm into most genres except really scary horror. Particularly enjoy documentary's, Kung Fu movies, 80s films with Bill Murray, anything with John Candy in it, anything with Ryan Gosling in it, anything by John Hughes, Wes Anderson's films, foreign films, thrillers, studio ghibli and really bad romcoms - yup. Also pretty much anything the Duke of Yorks/Dukes at Komedia is showing, they have excellent taste.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm glad it says six things I could never 'do' without and not 'live' without because clearly I can 'do' without the following, but to live without Dough Balls - are you kidding me?

1:Family & Friends - I treat them as one.
2:My cat
3:The internet - honestly it's just impractical being without it. I mean you wanna be able to look up Ryan Gosling on google image when necessery right?
6:Pizza Express Doughballs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, and more specifically - Ice cream flavours. Boho Gelato - nuff said.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either attempting "sick" dance moves in a club or am on the couch of doom, there's currently no middle ground between the two - can you help?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ain't nobody got time for this.
You should message me if
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You have most of your clothes on, and think I look alright in my pics, and that you reckon we'd get on, and are looking to date. Ok GO!