If these make you laugh, then you get me.

Ameobas

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Sleeping ameoba

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Ameoba with pom-poms

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Ameoba with a bow and arrow

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Ameoba octopus

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Ameoba balancing act

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Bodybuilding ameoba

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Bodybuilding ameoba on steroids

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Ameoba watching TV

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amoeba watching porn

I could go on indefinitely, but your pants are inevitably soaked.

I'm eclectic, clever, and warm.

- Cooking and baking delicious creations
- Learning about life and ecosystems
- Trying to get good grades so I can get into grad school
- Procrastinating on Stumble Upon
- Serving downtown
- Playing in a Women's Hockey league and two Soccer Leagues
- Meeting new friends
- Tending to my garden
- Dancing to some electro or dubstep with my girl hilaryjean
- Never regretting one minute!!

being silly, procrastinating, listening, writing, science, doodling, cooking, singing in the shower, awkward moments, laughing at myself and others, being clumsy, losing things, bullshitting, drinking mircobrews, people watching, and kissing.

I would say my smile or my tattoos.

Books:The Alchemist, The Omnivore's Dilemma, Treasure Island, Water For Elephants, Night, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Great Kapok Tree. I spend most of my time reading about current events though.

Movies: Garden State, Kill Bill Volume 1&2, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, Anchorman, The Life Aquatic, The Hangover, Pulp Fiction, The Lion King, The Brave Little Toaster, Pineapple Express, Up.

TV: Penn and Teller: Bullshit, Dexter, Weeds, Survivor, South Park, Family Guy, What Not to Wear, Top Chef, Chopped, Planet Earth, anything else on discovery and history channel.

Music: Pinback, Gorillaz, Ratatat, MGMT, Air, Hot Chip, Massive Attack, Dead Prez, Muse, Tom Petty, Elton John, The Flaming Lips, Elliott Smith, Cursive, The Shins, Eliot Lipp, MSTRKRFT, Ronald Jenkees, Girl Talk, Bassnector, Skrillex, Radiohead, Justice, Phoenix, Pretty Lights, RJd2

Food: Indian, Mexican, Ethiopian!!

1. Comfy Bed
2. Music Listening Device
3. Cast Iron Pan
4. Laptop
5. Good Company
6. Cold Beer

the environmental crisis, biodiversity, food, politics, boys, girls, sex, electronic music, the beach, what other people are thinking

- dancing at the bar.
OR
- curled up on the couch with the pup.
OR
- working :(

1. I will tell you anything you want to hear.
2. I really wanna be on Survivor.
3. I have and will dumpster dive.
4. I will only sleep naked.
5. I find all my dates on OKC

You:
- are under 30 or DAMN SEXY.
- like what you see and read.
- you want to meet a new friend
- are interested in environmental issues
- would rather bootleg a movie than pay for one.
- want company for a music event
- love to make-out
- need a 420 buddy
- enjoying being outdoors
- are a Pastafarian
- won't take our relationship too seriously (until it gets there)

You shouldn't message me if you:
- are over 35
- are looking for someone to marry in the next 3 years
- only like skinny chicks
- dislike herb and brew
- can't hold an intelligent conversation
- don't like tattoos/piercings
- haven't been touched by His noodley appendages
- don't like animals