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27 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:24pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I've been a bit of a vagrant the past couple years, and I recently moved back to civilization from Oahu. Grateful for things in walking distance, places worth walking, and towns that stay up past 10pm. I like to read and music is definitely near and dear to my heart. Diving is my hobby, a passion, and my profession.

I'm a bit of a nerd, but I've noticed most folks are.
I am an oddball, caring, and clueless.
I wish more people could stick to their word, or at least be honest about their feelings.
I've noticed there's too much truth behind the phrase, "Hot, smart, sane. Pick two."
What I’m doing with my life
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School. Planning dive trips. Making dive trips. Diving. Discussing new dives. Discussing new dive gear.

...yes it's an addiction, and yes I go to meetings. But they're the kind of meetings that only sink me further in this hole.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being persistent. Finding loopholes. Seeing past the obvious and getting lost in what makes "real." Finding something to laugh at in almost every situation, no matter if its at myself and some misfortune or some small irony. Finding something serious in even the funniest situation. Somehow I'm the frequent exception to 'rules without exception' and it can be annoying at times. Others, it can be a sweet gig.

I hear I'm pretty decent at breathing underwater.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. It does its own thing usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm pretty big on sci-fi/fantasy, military/history, and mind-opening books and movies. But what I love most is a good comedy/satire. Cheesy horror movies are also up there. Pretty much anything by R. A. Wilson, R. A. Heinlein, Timothy Zahn, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Patrick Rothfuss, or George R. R. Martin will find itself in my hands at some point. Vonnegut has always been near and dear to my heart, and Heller's Catch-22 has mirrored much of my life.

For movies, I'm a sucker for series, and anything that's got a good solid plot. I'm also not above musicals.
TV- The Walking Dead, Constantine, The Knick, House of Cards, Game of Thrones
I am really distraught over Constantine being canceled. Cameos are planned for Arrow, but I never bothered to get into Arrow.

Music. I love ska, mostly the stuff from the 80s/90s. Huge Marcy Playground fan, so far I've seen them twice and planning on a third show whenever I find them touring again. My tastes are rather broad though, mostly anything that isn't a modern attempt at rap or country. Lately I've found myself listening to a lot more folksy stuff. Like, Stan Rogers, Great Big Sea, and lots of traditional sea shanties. Mostly because I can't stop giggling at songs when they describe venereal disease using nautical terminology.

FOOD! I am a fan. Pretty much everything except for stuff with pineapple in it. Living in HI got a little awkward at times, as a result.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a good book
something to explore
dive gear that never has a chance to dry out
good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next dive.

Just how bad I wish I could be one of the first humans to colonize the moon or Mars.
Seriously. I would give up real pizza and bagels in a heartbeat if it meant I could be on the bleeding edge of human expansion to the stars.

Why folks on OKC don't seem to like explaining their question answers. That's the best part!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Definitely at my dive shop, drinking with friends and prepping gear and tanks for dives over the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sharing a favorite book with me is the shortcut to my heart.
That George R. R. Martin considered Staten Island inspiration for Westeros frightens me.
I don't think facebutt's new name pronounciation feature will actually help.
You should message me if
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You want to disappear to Utila and go diving instead of endure the cold as winter sets in.

You're entirely too excited about this-
You're looking for a monotonous conversation about caring for dry, red eyes. Or a monotonous roll call.
You're looking for two tickets to that thing you love.
You don't really think carrot top has an excuse.
You're looking for a dive buddy, or to learn.
You think camping out on Mauna Kea to go stargazing while blasting Pink Floyd sounds like the best idea ever.

You know that feeling, where you're laying down and ready to pass out when you realize you still need to turn off the light and then you turn off the light and realize you're still in your work clothes so you take them off and then you can't fall asleep?
...Yeah, that.