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Katuvalu

26 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've been a bit of a vagrant the past couple years, and I recently moved back to civilization from Oahu. Grateful for things in walking distance, places worth walking, and towns that stay up past 10pm. I like to read and music is definitely a passion of mine. Diving is my hobby, a passion, and my profession.

I'm a bit of a nerd, but I've noticed most folks are.
I am an oddball, caring, and clueless
I wish more people could stick to their word, or at least be honest about their feelings.
I've noticed there's too much truth behind the phrase, "Hot, smart, sane. Pick two."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling IT monkey by weekday, and hopelessly addicted to diving. Teaching SCUBA as I can. I enjoy local shows when I have the time. Looking to get back to making music and not just listening to it. School is...again looming on the horizon, maybe this time I'll sit still long enough to graduate.
Kinda feel like I'm three again, where I find myself making thorough career plans for multiple radically different jobs. This means I probably won't be happy until I run the dive unit for the lunar fire department, and fly space-helicopters in my free time.

Life has been full of curveballs lately, and it looks like the pitcher has been trying to bean me. The wanderlust has been creeping back, bit by bit. Getting a few more stamps on my passport is a short-term goal.

That wanderlust is frequently at odds with my homesickness whenever I'm on the road for work. I attribute this to most of my worksites (besides D.C.) requiring a car to do anything, and all of them (including D.C) going to bed entirely too early.

Of course, my moving home to switch to working entirely on the road may seem counterintuitive, but it allows me more downtime to do what I want. Sometimes that means weeks at a time. It takes some getting used to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being persistent. Finding loopholes. Seeing past the obvious and getting lost in what makes "real." Finding something to laugh at in almost every situation, no matter if its at myself and some misfortune or some small irony. Finding something serious in even the funniest situation. Somehow I'm the frequent exception to 'rules without exception' and it can be annoying at times. Others, it can be a sweet gig.

I hear I'm pretty decent at breathing underwater.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. It does its own thing usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm pretty big on sci-fi/fantasy, military/history, and mind-opening books and movies. But what I love most is a good comedy/satire cheesy horror movies are also up there. Pretty much anything by R. A. Wilson, R. A. Heinlein, Timothy Zahn, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, or George R. R. Martin will find itself in my hands at some point. Vonnegut has always been near and dear to my heart, and Heller's Catch-22 has mirrored much of my life.
For movies, I'm a sucker for series, and anything thats got a good solid plot. I'm also not above musicals.
I've been following The Walking Dead and wait with baited breath for every new episode of Game of Thrones, with this season of Dexter DVR'd and...just sitting there.
Music. I love ska, mostly the stuff from the 80s/90s. Huge Marcy Playground fan, so far I've seen them twice and planning on a third show whenever I find them touring again. My tastes are rather broad though, mostly anything that isn't a modern attempt at rap or country.
Lately I've found myself listening to a lot more folksy stuff.
Like, Stan Rogers, Great Big Sea, and lots of traditional sea shanties. Mostly because I can't stop giggling at songs when they describe venereal disease using nautical terminology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn7j78wPrgE
I love Italian food and I will never turn down a good steak. I'm always open to try something new though! Every trip home to NYC, where I can enjoy real pizza/bagels whenever the fancy strikes, makes me homesick the instant I set out on any trip.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a good book
something to explore
chocolate
guinness
dive gear that never has a chance to dry out
good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it takes to make a future happen. Ways society could be better. Spending more time under the waves.
Sometimes I worry because I don't see enough of smiling Bob.
I suppose I should also up my Friday-hotdog consumption.

Just how bad I wish I could be one of the first humans to colonize the moon or Mars.
^^^^
Seriously. I would give up real pizza and bagels in a heartbeat if it meant I could be on the bleeding edge of human expansion to the stars.

Why OKC seems to think that San Francisco is close to Honolulu.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at a show, drinking with friends, at a friends house gaming, or maybe babysitting, prepping for an early morning diving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love a good musical. Huge fan of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
In high school, I held the dubious honor of having actually read further into Ulysses than all of my English teachers.
You should message me if
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This excites you as much as it does me-

http://lessthanjake.limitedrun.com/categories/special-ticket-packages

I find it strange that OKC deems to not make a hyperlink of that URL.
You're looking for a monotonous conversation about caring for dry, red eyes. or a monotonous roll call.
You're looking for two tickets to that thing you love.
You don't really think carrot top has an excuse.
You're looking for a dive buddy, or to learn.
You think camping out on Mauna Kea to go stargazing while blasting Pink Floyd sounds like the best idea ever.

You know that feeling, where you're laying down and ready to pass out when you realize you still need to turn off the light and then you turn off the light and realize you're still in your work clothes so you take them off and then you can't fall asleep?
...Yeah, that.