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31 Denton, TX Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24, 2013
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Self summary eh?? I was never too good at these in school... probably the hardest concept for me to master in the 2nd grade. Seriously. I was held back in kindergarden for not being able to tie my shoes, that, and they say that I wasn't "socialy adaptable", whatever the hell that means... whatever... I was in the gifted program, and the special program at the same time... sooooo yea. Ummm... I have an incredable memory from when I was a kid, I have problems with present day memories, but I can tell you what you were wearing, what you were eating, what you said, and where you were sitting when you said it.... dating back however many years. Yea... if you catch me on a good day I can be quick, witty, sharp tounged, and often sarcasticly bitchy. If you catch my on an off day... I just swear a lot and look lazy. I will also convince myself that I can kick your ass.... even tho you're probably twice as strong as me... I'm convinced there is some possible way for me to kick your ass someday. I ramble... and they asked for a few paragraphs... sooooooo... I do what I'm told when I'm good at it. This is no summary.

I am brilliant, fuckin crazy, and stuborn
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I'm a waitress, and I'm damn good at it too. I didn't realize my extreame skill and talents in the service industry until I've compared myself to others. I'm a photographer/artist who currently lacks inspiration. Goals in life: find goals, find inspiration, find good in all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastination, bull shitting, creating, problem solving, logic problems, picking out the perfect snack food, being compleatly random... but almost making sence, telling jokes that people dont get till the next day.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Online: I can't spell worth a damn Offline: You'll hear more booms, bangs, ouchs, and oops out of me than anyone else you'll ever meet. I lack grace... thus... I'm clumbsy as hell
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a) Anything by Tom Robbins b) Good ones... c) Not crap. Must have substance, and skill. Not whining and yelling. d) Believe it or not... I'm not big on sweets. My diatary vice is cheese... mmmmm
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All you need is love... right? Oh that's such crap! I need shoes, and tranzportation, physical contact, emotional and social probing, my rediculously wonderful family and friends (same as family), and... school... I'm a big ol' nerd. I cant wait till I graduate... and then I get to go back to school again... yay!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
As of late, I've been thinking up methods of self improvment. I get too caught up in external improvment... it's time for me to take it inside. I wonder about a lot of things too... like... how do they make lunch meat??? Is it similar to the sausage making process??? gross! I also like to think about mental disorders, and how f'ed up it is that the brain can get so sick. That's a psych major for you tho.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical friday night??? That sounds sooooo bland. I'm sure I'd be drinking tho...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The fact that on my left foot... the toe next to my pinky toe is actualy smaller than the pinky toe.
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You think you might understand me, or if you're interested in an attempt.

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