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26 Flossmoor, IL Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

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Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I tend to be very straightforward and have a "no-bullshit" policy. Needless to say, I'm not into games and subtext isn't my strong point. Those I care about have my support 99.9999% of the time (because stuff happens) no matter how frustrating it gets.

Really what I want to do in life right now is take it one step at a time, I've got a lot of good things (and some really boring ones) going on and just want to enjoy it while I can. The ultimate goal is to one day work for a university where I can have my own legion of grad students working for me.

I am a huge animal lover, and have always grown up around all sorts of creatures, but I never had a dog growing up.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as an adjunct at the community college level. I'm taking a year off before I go for my PhD in sociology. In the end, I want to do a research/teaching split. I really love what I do, and sort of miss being a grad student, but starting this fall I really get to push new college students to start thinking critically and show real effort and analysis, and I think that's cool. I'm probably a dork for thinking its cool to get others to think in painful and seemingly useless ways, but I'm okay with that. Watching my students grow and learn is amazingly satisfying.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a cat whisperer, watching movies, sarcastic, thinking I made an ass of myself when no one really cares. And texting people total nonsense and random meaningless information.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The red in my beard (if its long enough) or the fact that I have headphones plugged in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Stupidest Angel, Madness and Civilization, I am America and so Can You, Newt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans (its a real book).

Movies: The birds, Avengers, the first 2 X-men movies, Ben X, most good documentaries, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, The Wave, Seven Samurai, also B level horror/scifi, particularly from the black and white era.

Shows: South Park, The Simpsons, Once, Game of Thrones, @midnight, Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, Daria and Buffy the vampire slayer. Always Buffy.

Music: I like some old school goth rock, classic rock and roll, garage rock, some industrial stuff etc. Love David Bowie, Billy Idol, and the Who. Not really a rap or pop fan and I can get picky with my metal. Though I'm a rockabilly/psychobilly boy at heart.

Food: I like my all American deep fried junk, though I'm not really a huge fan of ground meat. Other than that I like Italian and Greek cuisine, not so much into Mexican food or Asian Cuisine, but it is growing on me (As long as there isn't much in terms of soy sauce).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat, other animals, horror movies, books, toilet paper, and a texting buddy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is next in life and why I never look good in a photo
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Normally these days I am home, but from time to time you can catch me at a concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I actually like the song "Wrecking Ball"
You should message me if
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You want to and think we might get along on some level.
You don't like bullshit in your relationships and want something serious.
You think you might be slightly neurotic.

You are socially awkward and awesome. Because I am and people who are socially awkward and awesome should stick together.