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Katzenjamer

34 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
The temptation to exaggerate my positive and downplay my negative characteristics is somewhat strong, so I'll just write how someone else views me.
My sister would describe me as having a close resemblance to "Roddy the Rat" from the animated movie flushed away, and with the personality of Captain Underwear. Take that as you will, I will just concentration on the positives, if there are any! Pertaining to the "Roddy" character she was clearly indicating how distinguished and well groomed I am, albeit to rat standards. As to Captain Underwear, it shows that I am funny, witty, caring and observant to the world around me. I also display a little of Mr Krupp, but only early in the morning. Don't worry I don't have an underwear fetish - if that was what you where thinking!
What I’m doing with my life
Career wise, definitely not what I studied for seven years in college! Now a banker, not a city planner. It does pay down my massive student loan debt - kind of, sorta.
I find it important to have a series of goals - some fun, others arduous. The fun would be getting the Guinness world record for bar hoping.
I’m really good at
Listening - seriously. I have been told I would be a good bartender at some old fashioned tavern/whiskey bar listening to patrons tell me stores of personal woe and unfulfilled dreams. Then I would respond with a clever anecdote or thoughtful philosophical quote.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, they're a little large. Also, my hair. It's very black. I've had women think I was Greek, or from Greek heritage because of it - very flattering. Now, because I am in my thirties some think I actually dye it that black - not very flattering.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have too many books. Likely somewhere in the figure of two to three thousand of them. Most of them are non-fiction., but I am trying to branch out to fiction. Favorite authors: Bukowski, Fonte, Seraris, Naomi Klein, Chomsky, Ken Wilber.

Not a big movie fan, so I can't really name anything on the top of my head. The last movie I saw in the theater was the Big Lebowski. And, no it was not in 1996, but a month ago.
The six things I could never do without
My close friends
Beer (good beer)
Sleep
A music/book store
Coffee (good coffee, not starbucks)
Parmesan cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to negotiate a reasonable deal for my employer.
how to better position myself to track and shut down elusive forwards in my next soccer match.
where I'll be in ten years.
What new beer I will drink to celebrate the end of the work day
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
are intellectually curious.
able to deal with my dyslexia - I can kind of act like a dork sometimes.
shun the Billboard Top 100.