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Katzenjamer

35 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:34am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you want to boil it down to a scientific formula then I would be described as an INTJ.

I, however, see myself as intelligent, funny, caring, fiercely loyal, and from time to time a little charming. In short, everything positive with very little negative.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening - seriously. I have been told I would be a good bartender at some old fashioned tavern/whiskey bar listening to patrons tell me stores of personal woe and unfulfilled dreams. Then I would respond with a clever anecdote or thoughtful philosophical quote.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, they're a little large. Also, my hair. It's very black. I've had women think I was Greek, or from Greek heritage because of it - very flattering. Now, because I am in my thirties some think I actually dye it that black - not very flattering.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have too many books. Likely somewhere in the figure of two to three thousand of them. Most of them are non-fiction., but I am trying to branch out to fiction. Favorite authors: Bukowski, Fonte, Seraris, Naomi Klein, Chomsky, Ken Wilber.

Not a big movie fan, so I can't really name anything on the top of my head. The last movie I saw in the theater was the Big Lebowski. And, no it was not in 1996, but a month ago.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My close friends
Beer (good beer)
Sleep
A music/book store
Coffee (good coffee, not starbucks)
Parmesan cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to negotiate a reasonable deal for my employer.
how to better position myself to track and shut down elusive forwards in my next soccer match.
where I'll be in ten years.
What new beer I will drink to celebrate the end of the work day
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Like what you read/see
able to deal with my dyslexia - I can kind of act like a dork sometimes.