What I’m doing with my life
Sitting in traffic.
Getting rejected by lit mags.
Also I just started cooking a lot and I'm digging it. LM cuk 4 u bb.
I’m really good at
Writing sometimes. Watching baseball. Drinking beer.
Also embroidery, leatherworking, cookie-jar collecting and lying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors -- Philip K. Dick, GRRM, Tolkien, Vonnegut, Flannery O'Connor, Hemingway, Bukowski, Camus, Kosinski, Roald Dahl, a bunch of other nerdy and/or pretentious crap.
TV -- Sopranos, The Wire, Parks and Rec, Portlandia, The Office, Black Books, Trailer Park Boys, BB, South Park, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons. The Simpsons.
Music -- My musical tastes vary wildly and are terrible and make no sense, but I think accepting that is part of becoming an adult. I haven't accepted it.
The six things I could never do without
2. Smart people to talk to.
3. Dumb people to mock.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to
a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have more combined knowledge about the fictional histories from Warcraft, Warhammer, The Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, Dragonlance, Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly, and Battlestar Galactica than I do about actual history.
Also I want to bring back the mustache in a non-ironic capacity. They've been co-opted and ruined by hipsters and pedophiles for far too long.
You should message me if
You want someone with whom to laugh at the absurdity of everything.