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27 • Alameda, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–31
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Jan 27
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- Used up
- Strictly anything
- When drinking
- Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
Working at Sony Network Entertainment on the digital operations team setting up content for the PlayStation store.
Writing (though not enough). Short stories / Long Stories / Scripts.
I just moved to Alameda, so anyone from Alameda or Oakland who knows some cool spots, feel free to throw me some of your favorite hipster joints so I can look them up, scoff at their trendiness publicly, and then privately make a note to check them out some time.
Also embroidery, leatherworking, cookie-jar collecting, and being a sarcastic ass.
TV -- HBO/AMC. Sopranos, The Wire, Parks and Rec, Portlandia, The Office, Black Books, Trailer Park Boys, BB, South Park, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons.
Music -- Metal like Children of Bodom/Machine Head/Chimaira. Retrofuture Electronic like Pertubator/Kavinsky/Megadrive. Sludgey retro stoner rock like Kyuss/The Sword/Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats/Black Pyramid. Echoey ethereal shit like Black Angels/Massive Attack. Anything intensely aggressive or intensely relaxing, things in the middle usually suck. Also Pryda.
2. Smart people to talk to.
3. Dumb people to mock.
Also I want to bring back the mustache in a non-ironic capacity. The majestic look of a groomed and mustachioed man has been co-opted and ruined by hipsters and pedophiles for far too long.
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