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27 Alameda, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 21
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Used up
Strictly anything
When drinking
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Semi-hopeful cynic.
What I’m doing with my life
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Creative writing major currently not putting it to professional use.

Working at Sony Network Entertainment on the digital operations team setting up content for the PlayStation store.

Writing (though not enough). Short stories / Long Stories / Scripts.

I just moved to Alameda, so anyone from Alameda or Oakland who knows some cool spots, feel free to throw me some of your favorite hipster joints so I can look them up, scoff at their trendiness publicly, and then privately make a note to check them out some time.
I’m really good at
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Writing. Music. Watching baseball. Drinking beer.

Also embroidery, leatherworking, cookie-jar collecting, and being a sarcastic ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors -- Philip K. Dick, GRRM, Tolkien, Vonnegut, Bukowski, Flannery O'Connor, Camus, Jerzey Kosinski.

TV -- HBO/AMC. Sopranos, The Wire, Parks and Rec, Portlandia, The Office, Black Books, Trailer Park Boys, BB, South Park, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons.

Music -- Metal like Children of Bodom/Machine Head/Chimaira. Retrofuture Electronic like Pertubator/Kavinsky/Megadrive. Sludgey retro stoner rock like Kyuss/The Sword/Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats/Black Pyramid. Echoey ethereal shit like Black Angels/Massive Attack. Anything intensely aggressive or intensely relaxing, things in the middle usually suck. Also Pryda.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Stories
2. Smart people to talk to.
3. Dumb people to mock.
4. Intoxicants
5. ?
6. ?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting a beer or getting stoned and playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have more combined knowledge about the fictional histories from Warcraft, Warhammer, The Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, Dragonlance, Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly, and Battlestar Galactica than I do about actual history.

Also I want to bring back the mustache in a non-ironic capacity. The majestic look of a groomed and mustachioed man has been co-opted and ruined by hipsters and pedophiles for far too long.
You should message me if
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You want someone with whom to laugh at the absurdity of everything.