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28 Alameda, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:40pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Semi-hopeful cynic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting rejected by lit mags.

Also I moved to Alameda somewhat recently so anyone from Alameda or Oakland who knows some cool spots, feel free to throw me some of your favorite hipster joints so I can look them up, scoff at their trendiness and then privately make a note to check them out some time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing sometimes. Watching baseball. Drinking beer.

Also embroidery, leatherworking, cookie-jar collecting and lying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors -- Philip K. Dick, GRRM, Tolkien, Vonnegut, Flannery O'Connor, Hemingway, Bukowski, Camus, Kosinski, Roald Dahl, a bunch of other nerdy and/or pretentious crap.

TV -- Sopranos, The Wire, Parks and Rec, Portlandia, The Office, Black Books, Trailer Park Boys, BB, South Park, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons. The Simpsons.

Music -- My musical tastes vary wildly and are terrible and make no sense, but I think accepting that is part of becoming an adult. I haven't accepted it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Stories
2. Smart people to talk to.
3. Dumb people to mock.
4. Intoxicants
5. ?
6. ?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting stoned and getting a beer or getting stoned and playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have more combined knowledge about the fictional histories from Warcraft, Warhammer, The Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, Dragonlance, Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly, and Battlestar Galactica than I do about actual history.

Also I want to bring back the mustache in a non-ironic capacity. They've been co-opted and ruined by hipsters and pedophiles for far too long.
You should message me if
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You want someone with whom to laugh at the absurdity of everything.