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27 Alameda, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
When drinking
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Semi-hopeful cynic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting rejected by lit mags.

Also I moved to Alameda somewhat recently so anyone from Alameda or Oakland who knows some cool spots, feel free to throw me some of your favorite hipster joints so I can look them up, scoff at their trendiness and then privately make a note to check them out some time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing sometimes. Watching baseball. Drinking beer.

Also embroidery, leatherworking, cookie-jar collecting and lying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors -- Philip K. Dick, GRRM, Tolkien, Vonnegut, Flannery O'Connor, Hemingway, Bukowski, Camus, Kosinski, Roald Dahl, a bunch of other nerdy and/or pretentious crap.

TV -- Sopranos, The Wire, Parks and Rec, Portlandia, The Office, Black Books, Trailer Park Boys, BB, South Park, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons. The Simpsons.

Music -- My musical tastes vary wildly and are terrible and make no sense, but I think accepting that is part of becoming an adult. I haven't accepted it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Stories
2. Smart people to talk to.
3. Dumb people to mock.
4. Intoxicants
5. ?
6. ?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting stoned and getting a beer or getting stoned and playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have more combined knowledge about the fictional histories from Warcraft, Warhammer, The Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, Dragonlance, Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly, and Battlestar Galactica than I do about actual history.

Also I want to bring back the mustache in a non-ironic capacity. They've been co-opted and ruined by hipsters and pedophiles for far too long.
You should message me if
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You want someone with whom to laugh at the absurdity of everything.