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27 • Alameda, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–31
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Aug 26
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- Used up
- Strictly anything
- When drinking
- Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
Also I moved to Alameda somewhat recently so anyone from Alameda or Oakland who knows some cool spots, feel free to throw me some of your favorite hipster joints so I can look them up, scoff at their trendiness and then privately make a note to check them out some time.
Also embroidery, leatherworking, cookie-jar collecting and lying.
TV -- Sopranos, The Wire, Parks and Rec, Portlandia, The Office, Black Books, Trailer Park Boys, BB, South Park, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Simpsons. The Simpsons.
Music -- My musical tastes vary wildly and are terrible and make no sense, but I think accepting that is part of becoming an adult. I haven't accepted it.
2. Smart people to talk to.
3. Dumb people to mock.
Also I want to bring back the mustache in a non-ironic capacity. They've been co-opted and ruined by hipsters and pedophiles for far too long.
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