Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think it's pretty clear, I ain't no size 2...
Just moved to the big city
I'm a "crossfit douchebag." I don't own up to the name... but
everyone seems to think we suck. It could be worse... I could be
It's the internet and I don't have to find you attractive or
respond. I'm not a total bitch, but I'm not wasting my time.
I'm not a terrible mean person, I'm just a little defensive on
sites like these. Let's face it... there are creeps on here.
I typed all of this on my Samsung. I'm not an idiot. Typos happen
because... fuck you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in sales. For now. Also, I'm a US Vet and am currently
serving in the army reserves. Im currently studying to reclaim my
status as an intelligent human being and to retake my ASVAB. Once I
get the score I want, I'll become a biomedical equipment
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The incorrect and overuse of ellipsis (...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All of these change, but my current favorites are:
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Black Snake Moan.
Crazy. Stupid. Love.
Minus the Bear
The Walking Dead
The Big Bang Theory
Archer... cuz I'm in the DANGER ZONE!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I didn't answer this seriously. I think about a lot of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever sounds fun!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not going to ask me for sex in two seconds
And a shallow point; you're taller than 5'11 :)
Who are you looking for?
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