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KayeDelRey

22 / F / Straight / Available

Chicago, Illinois

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 4:21am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I moved here not too long ago to avoid using my math degree and to make a living playing make-believe.

I'm super rad and full of wit and sunshine, but I care a bit more about personal connections than how well written my online profile is. So here is a whiff of what I'm about, and if you dig it, let me know :]

I've used the word "whiff" one too many times. Off to a great start.

@KayeDelRey
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I am inspiring America's youth to not hate science so much. By night, I am an actor, comedienne, and karaoke superstar. Whatever the time of day, I'm often having too much fun.

I keep pretty active: bike everywhere and a lot of dance-interval-isometric stuff. We can arm wrestle if you'd like. Also, I'm an arm wrestler.
I’m really good at
Crafts: I can work wonders with a glue stick and some colored pencils. I'm waiting for my greeting card/sacrilegious art company "Handmade by Kaye" to take off.

Biking, finding North, shooting a bow, remembering lyrics, operating power tools/welding, drinking whiskey, impersonating the B52s, walking barefoot through cornfields, knitting, and blushing.

I'm not good at winking, Irish accents, or freestyle rapping, but I'm working on it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My depressed friend says that it's that I am too happy all of the time. I'll call it spunk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, American Beauty, everything Wes Anderson or the Coen Brothers touch, Pixar movies except for Cars. Fuck Cars.

Anything but sushi. I'm uber allergic, so unless anaphylactic shock sounds like an exciting first date, let's avoid that...
I eat a lot of kale.

Too much to list, so check out my amazing taste in music here

Breaking Bad, Adventure Time,... I don't really watch TV

Books are fun. I've read many more plays. And comics. Eat your hearts out, 12 year-old-boys. I'm always reading something so I'll leave this one purely inquiry based.
The six things I could never do without
Bike
Bourbon
View from my window
Rasslin'
Bristol Board
Space Exploration
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time Travel
Theoretical Physics
Templeton Rye
If Goldust and Lady Gaga are the same person
On a typical Friday night I am
"Drinkin dark whiskey, tellin white lies"
Singing at a dive, serenading old biker dudes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am embarrassingly good at math. Like, I've won competitions...

My guy friend proof-read this. He told me it sucks. I didn't change anything.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
you dig fair chicks with bangs and tattoos, you need a math tutor, you'll let me walk your dog, or you are down for having obscene amounts of fun. Or because you want to.

I dig witty, creative, energetic folk with a sense of humor and a great haircut.

I'd rather hang out at a wake than message back and forth on here. So let's hang out. I dig meeting new people, so don't be scared, I'm pretty fun. Wake optional.

I've used "dig" too many times.