*I can hold my bladder for an amazing amount of time.
*When I was in Kindergarten, I wrote a love song to the most adorable little Japanese boy in my class. I still know all the words and can sing it on demand. You're welcome Jon Jow.
*Recently made the change from the iPhone to the Windows phone. Still not convinced I made the best choice.
*I don't understand what people mean when they say babies smell good. Those things poop in a diaper and only shower once a week. They smell awful.
*Despite the above fact, I enjoy kids far too much and think there is nothing better to do with my time than spoil my nieces and nephews.
*I do an amazing job at putting off my work productivity to enjoy buzzfeed.
*Seahawks season tickets would be splendid. Why was I so stupid to not get them years ago? Oh that's right, I was poor.
*The middle class is very comfortable for me. I'm enjoying it quite well.
*Earthbound is and will always be my favorite video game.
*Talk dirty to me. Dirty, dirty science.