Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Carefully written, fact-checked essay in the streets. Unmoderated
comment section in the sheets.
Less is probably more in this case.
*I can hold my bladder for an amazing amount of time.
*When I was in kindergarten, I wrote a love song to the most
adorable little Japanese boy in my class. I still know all the
words and can sing it on demand. You're welcome Jon Jow.
*I don't understand what people mean when they say babies smell
good. Those things poop in a diaper and only shower once a week.
They smell awful.
*Despite the above fact, I enjoy kids far too much and think there
is nothing better to do with my time than spoil my nieces and
*I do an amazing job at putting off my work productivity to enjoy
*I'm not sure why but I don't trust the men on here who have
professional pictures posted.
*Seahawks season tickets would be splendid but I am plenty happy
convincing my brother to sell me his tickets for now.
*The middle class is very comfortable for me. I'm enjoying it quite
*When I was a kid, a little boy was picking on my cousin and we
battled it out. He won the battle via a karate kick to my face and
knocking out my tooth.
*I love to floss.
*Many of my close friends are gay/lesbian/queer/etc.
*Earthbound is and will always be my favorite video game.
*Talk dirty to me. Dirty, dirty science.
*I'm a sucker for a great smile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love volunteering but I don't get the chance to do it
I'm an IT project manager for a staffing company in Seattle. I love
my job. I'm also taking some classes, looking to expand my
education a bit.
My family is a big part of my life and I find myself spending a
majority of my free time with them.
I've always been on the heavier side and have embraced it but I
recently made fitness a priority in my life and I'm loving it but
the struggle is real lol. Really looking forward to seeing more
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing, getting along with anyone, taking super bad pictures,
long car rides, falling asleep just about anywhere, creeping up on
people and scaring them, taking pictures, making food better than
your mom's and various non-essential arts such as singing in the
shower and chewing gum while walking etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well a good mix of four things; my bright red hair, my eyes, my
nose ring and my booty. Pretty much sums that up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) My Grandpa was a librarian and I was given his love of books and
reading. I love to read alternate reality books that aren't that
far out of the scope of reality but some of my favorite books are
as follows - The Perks of Being a
, The Lords of Discipline
Zombie Survival Guide
, World War Z
, The Iliad
, The Odyssey
, The Lord of the Rings
of the Flies
, Rabbit Proof Fence
Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
, The Road
, Fahrenheit 451
, 100 Percent Lunar
, Chuck Klosterman
B) I enjoy all varieties of movies but the top of the list are any
monster movies especially zombie. My favorites are probably
horror/sci fi, any comic book rendition or action but who doesn't
love a great comedy, romantic or dramatic flick? I really love
Disney movies (guilty pleasure I guess) and I also like to catch a
good indie film. Anchorman
, 28 days later
, Dawn of the Dead
, Dark Knight
C) Big Bang
, Modern Family
, The Walking Dead
D) Love all genres of music. Honestly, too many names to drop right
now. Most importantly, I love learning about new artists.
and pretty much anything
you could put Tapatio
, sour cream and/or lime on. I
could eat cereal anytime of the day. I don't like to eat eggs by
themselves. I've been told by pretentious vegetarians that I'm a
which people find hard to understand but as of right now, chicken
and turkey are the only types of meat I eat. I've stopped eating
all seafood and it's been about 13 years since I have had any beef
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
5. Great food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My credit score.
What I'm making for dinner.
When I'm going to be at the gym next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am not into clubbing, never really have been but a typical Friday
night could involve a trip to the gym, sleep over with my nieces
and nephew, meeting some buddies for a drink at my favorite bar,
and/or dinner and a movie at home. I'm really not picky but I do
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm generally not very private. I love Disney movies, my job, my
dog, family, friends, cooking/eating, long road trips, hiking in
the rain, puzzles, board games, good smelling things, coffee in the
morning and a cool pillow at night. Everything else is just filler
and I enjoy the hell out of that too.
Seriously? I want to adopt, very important to me. Maybe have 1 kid
just to see what it's like but mainly adopting. My grandma is
adopted and it's always been something that I admired about my
great grandparents. So, it also means I'm cool with men who have
children. Kids are fun.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am genuinely interested in meeting someone who is caring, thought
provoking, humble, adventurous and has a great sense of humor. An
amazing smile doesn't hurt either.
Message me if you are looking for the same thing. . . .
If you're a humanist.
If you love dogs as much as I love my dog.
If you found an error in my profile.
If you are a bit of a nerd too.
If you KCCO!
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